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If Famous Authors Used Like You Do

Here's what famous book titles would sound like if you wrote them in high school.

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1. To Deliberately Annihilate a Feathered Creature

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2. Decamped With the Chinook Gales

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3. The Personal Moniker of the Fuchsia Blossom

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4. The Large Carnivorous Feline, the Female Necromancer, and the Apparel Closet

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5. Feelings of Self-Satisfaction and Unwarranted Bias

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6. The Proprietor of the Circular Finger Enclosures

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7. Cardiac Muscle of Cimmerian Shade

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8. Simulacrum of a Female Gentleman

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9. The Pre-Dehydration Raisins of Indignation

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10. The Octogenarian Male and the Briny Deep

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