1. Why do I have to wait when I made a booking?
2. Why do they have those tacky glitter colours? Who chooses them?
3. Will this colour match my outfits for the next 2 weeks?
4. What colour will make me look the most tanned?
5. Why do people choose that beige colour, it definitely adds 50 years
6. Square or Round? Round. No square. No round.
7. Do I really need a manicure or can I just get a polish?
8. Shit, I probably should have shaved my legs before coming
9. Hope that the massage chairs actually work.
10. Should the toes match the fingers?
11. What function should I set the massage chair on? Knead, vibrate or soft?
12. What is that mysterious ‘soap’ that goes in the pedicure water? Is it just dishwashing liquid?
13. I really hope that scraper doesn’t tickle my foot and make me flinch like a loser
14. Man that tickles. Don’t laugh don’t laugh.
15. I wish I wore my flip flops
16. I wonder if I am up to my free pedicure yet on my loyalty card?
17. I’m dying to see who just texted me but my phone is in my bag
18. Why did I not take my keys out of my bag before I started?
19. I wish I had not chosen this colour
20. Why are the magazines so far away?
21. I wonder what colour the girl next to me has; I wish I got that instead.
22. Can I sneak a peak at the ladies nails next to me without her seeing me?
23. Please cut them shorter so I can stretch it out to 3 weeks before I come back
24. Are they talking about me right now?
25. Why are you hurting me?
26. Why are you making me bleed?
27. You hate me?
28. Wish both my hands were not soaking so I could use my phone
29. This acetone is definitely leaching into my bloodstream
30. I am totally going to get a fungal infection
31. I am not the first nail this emery board has been rubbed on
32. Why is the TV never tuned to something decent?
33. I wish the lady doing the girl next to me was doing my nails
34. God I'm bored
35. Why is this taking so long?
36. I’m going to be late back at work
37. I should have paid before they painted my nails
38. Are they dry yet?
39. How much longer am I stuck under this UV lamp?
40. Can I get cancer from this lamp?
41. How did I smudge these already
42. Should I say something?
43. Why didn’t I bring cash so it was cheaper
44. Oh they look quite good though
45. I'm totally nailing life right now
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