The 8 Best Pieces Of Pug-Related Paraphernalia The Internet Has To Offer

Pug Life!

8. Pet Pug Balloon

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Of all the pet balloons out there (and there are many!), the pug is the only one with a naturally humiliated facial expression.

7. Knitted Pug Hat

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Matching blank stares, some strategically placed pug braids... Eat your heart out, Anne Geddes.

6. Octo-Pug Ring

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This mystical creature has a killer combination of predator instincts and an endearing little snort.

5. Pug Wedding Cake Toppers

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May your future together be as bright and shiny as these pugs' eyeballs.

4. Pug Face Playstation Controller Decal

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"Dude, let's play Call of Duty."

"Okay, cool."

"Wait, what is this on your controller?"

"It's a pug face."

"A what?"

"The face of a pug."

"And the rest of the controller is..."

"Just general pug color."

"But he's like... staring at me."

"Yeah. Pug Life, killah."

3. Pug With Pixie Strangeling Fairy

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This one is sort of weird-cute until you notice that the pug's back paws look like hands. Strange(ling) indeed.

2. Pug-Headed Christmas Angel Tree Topper

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Some facts about the Christmas angel: she was graceful, comforting and jowly.

1. Pug Mask

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This nightmare accessory proves that pugs are only cute because they're small.