10 WORST WEDDING DANCE SONGS

Michael Buble, Aerosmith, Celine Dion and even Justin Bieber might come to mind when you think of popular wedding song artists. Though you won't believe which 10 songs topped a poll of the most inappropriate marital tunes of all time. Particularly if it's bride and groom, mother and son, father and daughter or dear old granny and grandad getting up to boogie - these titles speak for themselves and will boggle your mind...

Wedding Playlists 101: blacklisted dance floor fillers

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10. Should I Stay or Should I Go - The Clash

The bride isn't running very far in those shoes and that dress. The groom won't be going fast enough with the newly acquired ball and chain weighing him down. So the song is just teasing, thinking these two have the option.

9. Creep - Radiohead

The title says enough but at a deeper level "What am I doing here? I don't belong here" - the father of the bride thinks all this about his new son-in-law because non-one is good enough for his little girl.

8. Gold Digger - Kanye West

Quite often true but just because everyone's thinking it doesn't mean you have to play it.

7. Single Ladies - Beyonce

Your will be trampled by stilettos frantically pounding the dance floor and your ears will bleed from all the screams coming from the singles table - it's for your own health.

6. Turning Japanese - The Vapors

You're married now buddy - you'll have plenty of opportunity for that.

6. Bitch - Meredith Brooks

1) She is anything but and daddy's little princess or 2) your groomsmen have voiced this concern about your bride time and again, but you didn't listen did you? No, and now you're stuck.

5. Seed 2.0 - The Roots

Best leave the pitter patter of little feet announcement at least until after the honeymoon (and pray no-one can do their maths correctly).

4. Beautiful Day - Michael Buble

I know, the perfect romantic crooner, you wouldn't think he was capable of song that wasn't all sugar and spice - but you have to listen to the lyrics girls!

3. Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke

Just no. The risk of relatives dancing around to this together is too high. Think if granny and grandad got their groove on because it is a catchy tune but their hearing aids wouldn't have a chance of translating the lyrics to this little ditty. So many cringeworthy scenarios.

2. Grounds For Divorce - Elbow

No explanation needed.

1. I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For - U2

God help the couples who first locked lips to this song! Maybe it was a sign to play a bit of tonsil hockey and then move on.... or take two when a more appropriate song play - think of the ramifications when it comes to donning something old, new, borrowed and blue. Plan for those future memories!