1. I am only coming here for a top.
2. I'm serious.
3. I don't need anything else and frankly my bank account is sinking faster than the Titanic.
4. Wow.
5. Dangit.
6. They have such a good selection today.
7. Top.
8. All you need is a top.
9. STAY FOCUSED.
10. Okay this dress is really cute.
11. I know I don't need it, but I'm just going to try it on.
12. Besides, it's only $12.50
13. Wait okay that top is perfect.
14. And it comes in three colors.
15. Everyone needs some variety, right?
16. No harm in three colors.
17. I know I found a top, but I'm just going to browse some more.
18. Those shoes.
19. I need.
20. $20?
21. Pshhh I can't pass up a deal that good.
22. And they match all three tops.
23. It would be a sin not to buy them.
24. Okay now on to the second floor.
25. Wow this staircase never ends.
26. I went from a size 6 to a 4 by just taking the stairs.
27. Why do I need to work out when I can just come to Forever 21 and take the stairs?
28. Omg all their jeans are on sale.
29. I know I don't need jeans that bad but I can't pass up a sale.
30. It's two for one.
31. This is almost better than Happy Hour at Sonic.
32. Almost.
33. Okay that's it I can't grab anything else.
34. Except that skirt.
35. That skirt literally was made for me.
36. Ugh it's all the way at the top.
37. I need a worker.
38. I always feel so rude asking.
39. Okay but really where is a worker.
40. This store is too big to only have two workers working the floors.
41. Okay there's one.
42. Okay false alarm not one.
43. Well that was awkward.
44. Okay there is a worker for real.
45. Yes, got the skirt.
46. I'm going to go try on now.
47. Okay really I can only try on six items at a time?
48. Why have a store with two floors of clothes if we can only try on so few at a time?
49. This place really needs a suggestion box.
50. These mirrors literally make me look like a WHALE.
51. Regardless, everything fits.
52. I'm pumped.
53. Okay I know I said I only needed a top but most of the other stuff was on sale anyways.
54. I really did find some good deals.
55. My total shouldn't be THAT much.
56. WTF is this line to checkout??!?!?
57. Is this some kind of joke.
58. I've seen lines shorter at Disney World.
59. They need like fast passes or something.
60. Whatever.
61. I'll just be patient.
62. Okay I'm finally to the front.
63. Wait my total is $200?!
64. But, like, everything was SO cheap.
65. Deep breaths deep breaths.
66. I just won't go shopping for a month.
67. Next time I say I just need a top, I am just getting a top.
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