Diary Of A College Freshman

Top 10 Thoughts all College Freshman Experience

I miss my dog

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Hair in the shower drain?

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Is that hair in the shower drain? It looks like a balled-up demon creeping up from the depths ready to kill me...yeah I'll just shower some other time.

Professor?

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Why do I have to start calling all of my teachers professor now...what's the difference?

Poop Problems

I really have to poop, but it appears the entire floor happens to be in the bathroom at this very moment. I'll come back another time, that is assuming I don't burst before then.

Roommate Issues...

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Why is my roommate staring at me... AT 3 IN THE MORNING?? And don't eat my food, it's mine... please send help.

Laundry, what?

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Warm? Cold? Hot? Delicates? Whites?? Darks??? MOM????

Freshman 15

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...yeah I already gained about 8 pounds just in the first week. Right on track.

Yay for Hallmates!

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It's 2 in the morning and people are still screaming and running around in the hallway. Also, please leave your door closed if it's clear that you don't want to be disturbed, I'm just trying to be friendly!

Party Central

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Just kidding I never get invited to parties

This is Home

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Nah I'll be alright here, this is my new home now and I honestly can't wait to see what the next four years hold.