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    Posted on Jan 25, 2018

    17 Valentine's Day Cards For People Who Hate All That Mushy Stuff

    "It's remarkable how long we've tolerated each other."

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    1. For the love realist.

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    2. For those who prefer the bare minimum.

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    3. For those with good standards.

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    4. For those who like flowery language, if not flowery feelings.

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    5. For the brutally honest.

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    6. For fans of The Office.

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    7. For those who might have some unresolved resentment.

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    8. For those who love poetry.

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    9. For those who get straight to the point.

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    10. For those who get friendly after a drink or two.

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    11. For those in long-term relationships.

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    12. For those who appreciate life's little pleasures.

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    13. For those who aren't great at compliments.

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    14. For any Ron Swanson fans.

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    15. For those who know who the real love of their life is.

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    16. For those who can't sleep at night.

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    17. And for those who are secretly kind of romantic.

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