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19 Times Selina Meyer From "Veep" Totally Said What You Were Thinking

"Go, period. Fuck, period. Yourself, exclamation point!"

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1. When she took an interest in her colleague's personal life:

Selina: Jonah. Hey, listen, settle something for me. You like to have sex and you like to travel?Jonah: Yes, ma'am.Selina: Then you can fuck off!
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Selina: Jonah. Hey, listen, settle something for me. You like to have sex and you like to travel?

Jonah: Yes, ma'am.

Selina: Then you can fuck off!

2. When she made the perfect analogy:

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3. When calling someone a "dick" wasn't specific enough:

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"He's just a varicose dick vein."

4. When she came up with a fun nickname:

"What are you laughing about, Jolly Green Jizzface?"
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"What are you laughing about, Jolly Green Jizzface?"

5. When she turned down an invitation:

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6. When she had thoughts about her daughter's hair:

"Catherine, why is that your hair?"
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"Catherine, why is that your hair?"

7. ...And her daughter's style:

"What in the wide world of fuck do you think you're wearing?"
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"What in the wide world of fuck do you think you're wearing?"

8. When she had to describe a complex concept:

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"This is like explaining gravity to a chicken."

9. When she gave Martin Van Buren a nickname:

"Fat Wolverine."
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"Fat Wolverine."

10. When she pointed out some physical limitations:

"If you want to get some cardio exercise, you have to have a heart."
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"If you want to get some cardio exercise, you have to have a heart."

11. When she got rid of some redundant words:

"I'm used to dealing with angry, aggressive, dysfunctional men — i.e., men."
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"I'm used to dealing with angry, aggressive, dysfunctional men — i.e., men."

12. When she made herself perfectly clear:

"Go, period. Fuck, period. Yourself, exclamation point!"

"Go, period. Fuck, period. Yourself, exclamation point!"

13. When she had a way with words:

"You know what? You stop interrupting me, you stupid fucking interrupty guy."
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"You know what? You stop interrupting me, you stupid fucking interrupty guy."

14. When the Secret Service gave her some grief:

"It's the Secret Service, for Christ's sake. 'Secret' as in 'shut the fuck up' and service as in 'You work for me, okay? So why don't you shut the fuck up?'"
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"It's the Secret Service, for Christ's sake. 'Secret' as in 'shut the fuck up' and service as in 'You work for me, okay? So why don't you shut the fuck up?'"

15. When her patience was getting thin:

"Why don't you put on your running shoes and get to the fucking point?"
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"Why don't you put on your running shoes and get to the fucking point?"

16. When she had two things to say:

"Number one, congressman, I'm sick of taking your shit, okay? Number two, number one again!"

17. When she offered this goodbye:

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"Now why don't you go fuck yourself in your own asshole?"

18. When she offered her thoughts on the American public:

"I've met some people, okay, real people, and I gotta tell ya, a lot of 'em are fucking idiots."
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"I've met some people, okay, real people, and I gotta tell ya, a lot of 'em are fucking idiots."

19. And when she described America's system of government:

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"Because they're ignorant, and they're dumb as shit, and that, ladies and gentlemen, is democracy."

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