1. This duck who won ALL the prizes:
I will never be as successful as this small duck
2. This dog who already has her own trading card:
I pet a nice dog at the airport and her handler gave me her trading card 😭❤️✨ All airports should have dogs and all dogs should have fan cards https://t.co/2ILnD5PYXQ
3. This cat whose act of civil disobedience has been immortalized on a tote bag:
4. And this cat, who was immortalized as a statue:
Guys I just found out that super chill cat was from a neighborhood in Istanbul and when she passed away in 2015 the residents missed her so much they made a statue of her sitting in the same spot and I am now dead my ghost is typing this https://t.co/PJle1OJ5Yi
5. This cat who has already started her own family:
just came back from the vet & the doctor told me my cat was pregnant, the lil bitch got the nerve to look shock. 🤦🏽♀️ https://t.co/TntP1qMD5g
6. This bird who found the love of his life and started a family with her:
Remember Kiwi & his goth gf? Well now she's his goth wife and they have 4 beautiful half goth babies 💚💙🖤
7. This cat who has reached the peak of physical fitness:
everyday i think about this buff cat i encountered last year
8. This dog who was important enough to be on the news:
9. This dog who found the perfect hair color:
My dog's ear is like the perfect picture to show your hairdresser if you want beachy waves and caramel highlights
10. This dog who is pulling his weight in his household:
11. This dog who already graduated, despite his young age:
YO MY SON JUST GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL!!!!! LMAO
12. And these even younger kittens who also graduated:
LOOK AT THESE KITTENS! THEY GRADUATED FROM FOSTER CARE!
13. This dog who is sick as hell on a skateboard:
On a day of general perturbation, I bring you a French bulldog, skateboarding in Clissold Park
14. This dog who already works for NASA:
15. This dog who has an impressive fashion sense and is very organized:
So my dog has a closet for all of his neck ties and bow ties
16. This dog who took a better yearbook photo than you did:
THEY PUT OUR SCHOOL'S THERAPY DOG IN THE YEARBOOK
17. This cat who has his own yurt and iPad:
Sometimes I wonder if I spoil the cat, seeing him with his iPad, in his yurt.
18. This bird who can do a perfect impression of an iPhone:
here's a vid of my bird singing the iPhone ringtone
19. This dog who got to meet his hero:
I AM GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK OH MY GOD
20. This dog who became a paramedic:
i put my moms dog in a paramedic uniform and idk how trained she is but she seems qualified enough
21. And this cat who CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD:
