55 Hilarious Star Wars Jokes

Funny, internet is.

Just in time for May the Fourth, we rounded up a whole bunch of jokes that span the Star Wars universe — from Episode IV to The Mandalorian — that only true fans would understand. They're all from a galaxy far far away...AKA the internet.

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Scroll for the funniest Star Wars jokes, courtesy of Reddit. Laugh, you will!

1. "Why is Darth Vader single? He’s looking for love in Alderaan places."

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—u/OliverWhite1993

2. "How do Sith get to the second floor of the Darth Mall? The Ele-Vader."

—u/brassyalien

3. "Who is the Jedi’s best basketball player? Kobe Wan Kenobi."

—u/johnnyboiYT

4. "Why is Yoda such a good gardener? Because he has two green thumbs."

—u/Soul_Taco79

5. "Why did Darth Vader need a back brace? He had scoliosith."

—u/NormalTechnology

6. "A Jedi’s favorite toy? A Yo-yoda."

—u/johnnyboiYT

7. "What kind of car do I drive? A ToYODA."

—u/KiraTsukasa

8. "There is a bounty hunter who likes to drink tea. His name is Boba Fett."

—u/Uncle-Eevee

9. "Why is the Force like Duct Tape? There's a light side, there's a dark side, and it binds the universe together."

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—u/Revegelance

10. "Where is everything always half-off? The Darth Mall."

—u/Sparrowsabre7

11. "What do you call the dish thats served with raw gungan? Beef Jar Jar."

—u/Necronoxious

12. "Where do stormtroopers do their shopping? Anywhere but Target."

—u/tracesthings

13. "Why didn't Han Solo finish his steak? It was too Chewie."

—u/TheChaoticAce_1

14. "What did Dr. Akbar say to his patient? It's the clap!"—

—u/Obiwontaun

15. "How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side."

—u/Supercaptaincat

16. "After Anakin’s knighting the Jedi went to the cantina to celebrate but when they had to pay the bill Yoda was a little short."

—u/KainZeuxis

17. "A Star Wars villain's favorite place to shop is the Darth Mall."

—u/Uncle-Eevee

18. "What do you call a Jedi gynecologist? Obi-GYN Kenobi."

—u/anonymous

19. "What's Yoda's last name? Layheehoo."

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—u/MaderaArt

20. "What is a Jedi's favourite Italian dessert? Obi-Wan Cannolis."

—u/LucJenson

21. "The Wookie Cookie at Hollywood Studios is a little Chewie."

—u/Uncle-Eevee

22. "How do Tuskens cheat on their taxes? They always single file, to hide their numbers."

—u/epicjeff

23. "Most people wouldn't fall for Anakin's lines. But Pad-may."

—u/Sparrowsabre7

24. "What’s the scariest planet? Na-boo!"

—u/Thank_You_Aziz

25. "Why doesn't Darth Plagueis ever catch a cold? He's a Muun."

—u/oscarsoze

26. "Where did Luke get his bionic hand? The second hand store.

—u/epicjeff

27. "Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? In charge of scheduling Yoda was."

—u/AdamBertocci-Writer

28. "Why can't Jedi send pictures or documents with their emails? Because attachments are forbidden."

—u/anonymous

29. "Why did the storm trooper buy the iPhone? He couldn't find the droid he was looking for."

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—u/NotHonkyTonk

30. "How many Jedi does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them, they hate the dark side!"

—u/orkenbjorken

31. "What is a clone trooper's favorite band? OneRepublic."

—u/GW2RNGR

32. "Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn’t Hang Solow."

—u/Nelzo07

33. "How does a Jedi get around on Endor? Ewoks around!"

—u/Kiyohara

34. "What do Darth Vader and Americans have in common? They both use Imperial Units."

—u/MarioHasCookies

35. "What’s the favorite pasta of the Daimyo of Tatooine? Fett-uccini, of course."

—u/Spaceman2901

36. "Why is Anakin Skywalker poor? Because his MasterCard declined!"

—u/Woodzz0123

37. "You'd think more people would be afraid of lightsabers. But they seem to find them quite disarming."

—u/Sardukar333

38. "What is a Jedi’s favorite desert? Obi-Wan Cannoli."

—u/CoffeeTheif

39. "Why can't Darth Vader strike up a new love life? He's looking in Alderaan places."

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—u/KillAllTheZombies

40. "Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn’t Hang Solow!"

—u/Punsville

41. "What's the internal temperature of a Taun-Taun? Lukewarm."

—u/Iowa_Dave

42. "How does Wicket get around Endor? Ewoks."

—u/triggerhappymidget

43. "What’s Jango Fett’s son’s favorite drink? Boba Tea."

—u/Woodzz0123

44. "Do Gungans store food? Because I surely hope they keep food in jar jars."

—u/please_get_a_life

45. "What do Jedi's use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi."

—u/itz_bennnn

46. "Where does Jabba eat dinner? Pizza Hutt."

—u/Punsville

47. "Is BB hungry? No, BB8."

—u/itz_bennnn

48. "Obi-wan and Luke are eating at a Chinese restaurant when Obi-wan notices that Luke is having trouble with his chopsticks. He tries to demonstrate but Luke just can't get it. Obi-wan gives up and says 'Use the forks, Luke.'"

—u/KillAllTheZombies

49. "Why does the Mandalorian always win the race? Because he has the Beskar."

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—u/Demptastical

50. "Did you hear the New Jedi Order was starting an 80's cover band? They're called Durron Durron."

—u/i_do_stuff

51. "I hear Ben and Jerry's came out with a Wookie flavored ice cream. It's a bit Chewie."

—u/thebatman22

52. "I went to a sale at the Maul. Everything was half off."

—u/crankfive

53. "How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents."

—u/scudd

54. "There is no Hoth chocolate because it is frozen."

—u/Uncle-Eevee

55. "What was Tarkin's favorite brand of toilet paper? Charmin to the last."

—u/epicjeff

This article contains content from Hannah Marder, Robin Edds, Jamie Jirak, and Kat Angus. It was compiled by Kelly Rissman.