TV and Movies·Posted on Jun 10, 2018I Watched "Rent" As An Adult And I Have Many, Many QuestionsBut... you HAVE to pay rent.by Kat AngusBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Why is "Seasons of Love" at the beginning of the film? Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Columbia Pictures In the stage version, the song opens Act II. Singing "How do you measure / Measure a year?" at the start of the film is strange, considering the first 90 minutes only cover about 7 days' worth of story. 2. Why do all the characters look like they're in their thirties? Columbia Pictures Yes, I know the actors are in their 30s, and it's (mostly) the original Broadway cast. But even though they all still look great (especially Idina Menzel — damn), this movie was filmed a decade later! They can't pass for teenagers or early twentysomethings anymore. 3. Why do Mark and Roger think they shouldn't have to pay rent on their palatial Manhattan loft? Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Columbia Pictures You have to pay rent. Did they think just because they're friends with Benny, and Benny owns the building, they don't have to pay rent anymore? That's not how rent works. 4. And do they think Benny will want to do them any favors when they literally THROW FIRE AT HIM? Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Columbia Pictures, youtube.com 5. Even if Benny had told them they didn't have to pay rent and then reneged on the deal, why would he have told them that in the first place? Columbia Pictures At minimum, Benny would still have to pay property tax on the building. He needs to charge at least some rent. 6. And then why are they still so mad at Benny when he tells them they don't have to pay rent? Columbia Pictures Sure, he says that under the condition that they stop Maureen's protest (oh, we'll get there), but he's literally offering them exactly what they want! Try to compromise, you two! 7. Why is Mark such a jerk about his parents leaving him a very sweet message on Christmas? Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Columbia Pictures Geez, Mark, sorry your parents love you and wanted to talk to you on Christmas. 8. In fact, what's the point of Mark even being in this movie, other than to help develop the other characters? Columbia Pictures His entire arc is "I'm making a documentary! Oh no, now I have a job! But don't worry, I quit!" 9. Wait... Angel literally drummed a dog to death?! FOR MONEY?! Columbia Pictures And then sang a song about how awesome it was?!?!?! 10. Why does everyone keep urging Roger to date Mimi? Columbia Pictures Mimi is a heroin addict! Roger is in recovery for heroin addiction! That's a dangerous relationship for both of them!!! 11. Why don't Angel and Tom Collins kiss more? Columbia Pictures I wish they'd kissed more. 12. Maureen's protest is to sing about... sucking the teat of an imaginary space cow? Columbia Pictures It's great that she's protesting against Benny trying to get rid of a tent city of homeless people, but really, a space cow? Ooooookay, Maureen. 13. And what the hell is a "cyber studio," Benny? Columbia Pictures I know this movie takes place in 1989, when people still used the word "cyber," but still. 14. According to the lyrics to "La Vie Boheme," yogurt, rice, beans, and cheese are bohemian things. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Columbia Pictures I know this isn't really a question, but it needs to be pointed out how ridiculous that is. 15. Why did Mark bring two friends to a job interview? Columbia Pictures Joanne claims he needed a lawyer, but certainly not at the FIRST interview. Wait until he gets an offer and then look over his contract, Joanne! 16. Why do the characters treat Maureen's bisexuality as proof that she's promiscuous? Columbia Pictures They're not the same thing AT ALL. 17. Maureen and Joanne break up AT THEIR ENGAGEMENT PARTY?! Columbia Pictures "Take Me Or Leave Me" is the best song in the whole musical, but damn, breaking up at your own engagement party has to suck. 18. Why can't Joanne get better friends? Columbia Pictures YOU DESERVE BETTER, JOANNE. 19. Why does Benny start dating Mimi? Isn't he married? Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Columbia Pictures It's possible he's in a polyamorous relationship, but this is never clarified, and nobody seems to bat an eye at it. 20. Why did Angel have to die? Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Columbia Pictures Sure, she killed a dog, but her death makes Tom Collins very sad, and Tom's the best. 21. Why does Roger move to Santa Fe for less than a song? Columbia Pictures His big move away from New York City lasts about four minutes. 22. Why does Mimi get to come back from the dead to be with Roger, but Angel doesn't get to come back to be with Tom? Columbia Pictures Tom's the best and deserves to be happy. 23. The documentary Mark spent all year working on is... two minutes long? Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Columbia Pictures And it's not a documentary at all; it's a montage. A documentary is not just a montage, Mark. However, it is nice to see Angel one last time. 24. And seriously, though: Why did none of them think they should have to pay rent? In NEW YORK CITY? Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Comedy Central IN CONCLUSION: It's wonderful that Rent brought queer relationships and characters with AIDS into the mainstream. That being said, you HAVE to pay rent, you guys.