17 Things All Judgmental People Secretly Do, As Told By Owls

Pettiness is a hoot.

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1. You try to give the impression that you’re non-judgmental and open-minded, but you know that secretly, you’re judging the hell out of everybody.

4. You’re constantly reminding yourself to be more sympathetic, because other people have problems and struggles that you are not privy to.

6. You have tried, without success, to remember that other people's business is not your business, and you should stay out of it.

10. The second you see someone on Facebook get engaged, you instantly scrutinize the proposal, the ring, and any other detail you can find.

11. And it's a constant struggle to keep your real feelings off of your face when an acquaintance debuts a new, less-than-ideal haircut.

15. Not that you’ll ever let anyone know your true feelings — except your closest, most trusted, and equally judgmental friends.