Parents·Posted on Jun 19, 201917 Times Kids Did Not Give A Hoot About Grown-Ups' FeelingsNo one cuts to the bone better than a child.by Kat AngusBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. RM @dorsalstream Every Father’s Day I think about the time I jokingly asked my 4 year-old daughter if she was going to get me a “World's Best Dad” mug. “Nope,” she said gravely. “I haven’t met all the dads in the world.” 01:23 PM - 16 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Kirsten Pritchett @kirstenabigail2 The kids I nanny asked why I wanted to see Incredibles 2 and I said because the first one came out when I was a kid and they really asked .... If it was in color 06:54 PM - 22 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. JennyPentland @JennyPentland I was arguing with my husband and my son screamed "yay! TWO christmases!" from the other room. 09:11 AM - 06 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Brian Sack @brian_sack My 11-year old's birthday card to me. #blessed 12:39 AM - 05 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Aaron Aryanpur @aaroncomedian Me: I think I ate too much. 4yo: Yeah, but not just today. 09:56 PM - 26 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom Me: We all make mistakes. 5: Even you? Me: Yep 5: Oh yeah! Like when you're trying to cook food that tastes good but then it doesn't? 11:56 AM - 15 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Kim Bongiorno @LetMeStart Me: Please get dressed. 9yo: But you're still in your pajamas! Me: I AM dressed. 9yo: Is that what you're calling [waves palm at me] this? 08:54 PM - 01 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. ReasonsMySonIsCrying @ReasonsMySonCry Me: "How many kisses do you need from me?" 3yo: "Probably just zero." 04:30 PM - 16 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Ashley Austrew @ashleyaustrew 4: What did I earn for being good today? Me: My love and affection. 4: [cries] I don't want that! 09:57 PM - 01 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Linda @turtledumplin 8yo: I think I just swallowed a fly 10yo: cuz you talk too much 5yo: you shoulda put ketchup on it 05:58 AM - 05 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Marl @Marlebean 4: Mommy, you're just like a Disney movie. We should play pretend. Me: Aww! Sure! 4:You can be the Beast. Me: ... 4: Or the fat sea witch! 03:36 AM - 17 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Chris Cox @CoxyJindas Should i be offended my 3yo covers his ears and yells "STOP!" when i dance? 12:14 AM - 29 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Amanda Mancino-Williams @Manda_like_wine My 11yo wrote me an apology for misbehaving in the car that included "I love you so much but sometimes forget to care about your existence." 04:25 PM - 27 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. ReasonsMySonIsCrying @ReasonsMySonCry Me: “See this? It’s a fossil of a fish that lived FIFTY MILLION YEARS AGO!” 7yo: “So you were almost born then, right?” 11:02 PM - 11 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Ashley Austrew @ashleyaustrew I’m not saying kids ruin your life, I’m just saying mine told her teacher all about my chin hair. 03:02 AM - 12 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Craig Silverman @CraigSilverman My 7 year old told me his butt is “glorious” and “made in New York.” Also, he learned how to change Netflix profile names. 11:06 PM - 26 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan Me to my son: You remind me of me. Son: That's just mean. 06:30 PM - 16 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite