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This little guy told his Dad that he wanted to learn how to train his dog and his Dad said there were lots of dog training videos on YouTube. So here he is, showing them to the dog! https://t.co/xtBRYexSn6
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Lifeguard at the lake: "EVERYONE PLEASE EXIT THE WATER, WE'RE LOOKING FOR A 5 YEAR OLD BOY IN BLUE SHORTS NAMED TITUS" Little boy standing next to me in blue shorts: "hey, my names Titus too"
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My son keeps grabbing fists of air and screaming βmineβ. My daughter is crying saying Tj is stealing my air....they are in my bedroom, on a Saturday morning....πͺπͺπͺ
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He didn't wanna eat dinner so I put these pjs on him while he was asleep n when he woke up I told him he starved to death and now he's sad https://t.co/BXizrXGT4W
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I generally think of myself as an okay father but somehow I forgot to teach my two year old son what an owl was and he thought it was called a wood penguin
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Lions can hunt and kill their own food by the time they're 3 months old. My 3-year-old couldn't find her lunch box, and it was in her other hand. I can't believe we're at the top of the food chain.
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These best friends got the same haircut to trick their teacher so she wouldn't be able to tell them apart. #aww via https://t.co/RNJTajcXdb https://t.co/gPd1w2FFqg
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When my youngest brother was little he was being bullied and went to my parents for help. They told him βSticks and stones may break my bonesβ they then asked him to finish the phrase and he said βbut chains and whips excite meβ he seriously thought that was he second part.
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mum has just found a draw full off piss that my 3 year old brother has been pissing in and he blamed the dog HAHA!!!
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How can my brother lose to my heavily pregnant mum in a swimming race and then cry that it wasn't fair because it's 'two against one' ππ
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My little brother thought Siri was going to kill him. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my whole 21 years of life. π£πΉπ£πΉπ£πΉ https://t.co/MQMFZ2Is4G
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My sister is busy feeding flies sugar on Instagram thinking they're bees
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Was helping my niece with her winter break homework and...π
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Atlantis Dolphin Bay Instructor: "Gently kiss the dolphin" My nephew: