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Look: It's time to accept that when it comes to food, plates have become obsolete.
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They're a completely unnecessary part of your meal.
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What, you're gonna add an extra step between the egg container and your mouth? Why bother?
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You don't need a plate to shovel food into your face.
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Stop wasting resources on plates and serve those nachos in a wagon.
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Don't have a wagon? No problem, just grab a rock from outside.
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Or even some trash! It's an ideal serving dish.
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And that clothes iron of yours is actually multi-purpose.
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There's literally no reason to use a plate ever.
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After all, we have chairs, don't we?
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Or miniature tables to put on regular-sized tables.
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Afternoon tea? Just bust out that tiny bookcase.
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You don't need plates when you have little staircases.
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Or a teeny-tiny bathtub.
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You can always make your own serving dish out of Legos.
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Or one big Lego, if you're so inclined.
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Hubcaps serve the exact same purpose as a plate.
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Same with a tree trunk.
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You could be eating off an itty-bitty bicycle instead!
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So, to sum up: Plates are useless, and humans should stop eating off of them.
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And you know what? We probably don't need cups, either.
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