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our mom constantly roasts us on instagram so we decided to surprise her by tattooing her roasts on our bodies
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my mom yesterday: do u work tomorrow me: yes my mom today: do u work today me: yes i already told u my mom when i'm at work: where are u
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My mom was told to give me a half up half down hairstyle. She didnt know what that meant so she did this..
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My mom has a podcast but you can only hear it if you have the password to my voicemail
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My mom just joined Twitter and saw all the racist messages where people tell me to "go home" and "go back to where I came from." She wanted me to thank you all. She really wants me to move back to Texas.
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a baby was staring at me in target so i started waving to her & she waved back & the mom whipped around & was like OMG & i was like oh sorry i was just waving to your baby & she was like THAT WAS THE 1ST TIME SHES WAVED & me & this mom SCREAMED in the store bc we were so excited
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my moms fed up
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my mom thought a trap house was another name for Escape the Room
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My mom scored 69 points in Scrabble and my boyfriend said "Nice" and now she's staring at him over her reading glasses without saying anything. Okay everybody, Happy Holidays.
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I told my mom I went out and she deadass made a meme of herself.
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My mom dressed up as my dog noooooo
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I texted my mom that I was having a hard week and she called and sang “you are my sunshine” to me even though her whole office could hear her 😭☀️ I don’t deserve her.
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