Parents·Posted on Dec 26, 2018If You Have A Dad Or Know A Dad, You're Gonna Love These 23 Tweets"Harry Potter is on and my dad thinks Voldemort's name is Baltimore."by Kat AngusBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Kelly @kelkatcox Is your dad really your dad if he doesn’t say “who?” after talking about any of your friends even if he’s known them for literally 7 years?? 10:37 PM - 15 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_ She is arguing with her dad about counting LOL Can I have 5 of her 😭❤️ Retweet 09:51 PM - 29 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. B-Jones @BrianJones01 *A white dad at a restaurant who just paid his bill* His Brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Dad: "You guys ready to rock and roll?" 02:52 AM - 13 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Tom Munns @TomMunns1 I can’t stop watching this. Dad of the year 😂👏🏻⚽️ 05:58 PM - 08 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. moth dad @innesmck my dad just told me he makes decisions now by emailing himself a potential plan and reading gmail's suggested auto-responses to it to determine if it's good idea or not 10:15 PM - 07 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. KLHJR @Flyer_thanu2 This how dads be when somebody coming in their house that they never seen before 11:38 AM - 11 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔯𝔢𝔫 ℭ𝔬𝔪𝔯𝔞𝔡𝔢 @infinityonhi My dad is zipping his zip-off shorts back into pants so you know summer’s over 02:56 PM - 09 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. gracie @gn_money This little girl in the restaurant, maybe five, tugs on her dads jacket & complains about being cold & he says “Well damn, Jackie, I can’t control the weather”.. His wife hit him & said “For the last time, we didn’t name her that so you could reference That 70’s Show” 😂😂 04:00 PM - 19 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. johnny utah @clowndaddie One time my friend Brandon’s Dad and his mom were in a heated argument in the car and she took his kid rock cd out of the player and threw it out the window with rage and he looked her dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same cd and put it back in the player 11:13 PM - 07 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Adam Jacob @Adamjacobbbb My dad was just introduced to Venmo and it's the worst thing ever. He just requested $50 for "2001 tee ball registration fee" 01:04 AM - 15 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. jitka @jitka My dad had a good idea. Sometimes when cars drive by your house they honk at you. But you can't respond. That's where House Horn comes in 06:52 AM - 23 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 13. . @CocoaTheDon My dad said he had a whole 5 minute convo with me before he realized it wasn't me 😩 it was just my wig hanging off the couch. ☹️ 05:50 AM - 26 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Skyler Nitschke @skyler_nitschke My dad bought a snorkel for the sole purpose of taking naps in the pool 07:47 PM - 24 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Kas ⚖️ @kasserolees Why does my dad text my mom like he's sliding into her DMs for the first time 08:23 PM - 07 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. Ben Cameron @ben_cameron Before mobile phones my Dad once rang a shopping centre and did a call out for my mum so that he could ask her to bring a cheeseburger home. 01:29 PM - 19 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. 19. 20. eric curtin @dubstep4dads harry potter is on and my dad thinks voldemorts name is "baltimore" 03:01 AM - 17 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. colleenie @Colleenieweeny My dad is sitting and watching the olympics with the Guinea Pig on his chest. 02:15 AM - 09 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. dyke queen @gossipgriII i bought a phone case online but didnt realize it was for a 6 plus so i gave it to my dad he loves it 04:26 AM - 03 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. jess🌱 @jess_huntx my dad has just taken dad jokes to a whole new level 10:00 AM - 26 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite