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    If You Have A Dad Or Know A Dad, You're Gonna Love These 23 Tweets

    "Harry Potter is on and my dad thinks Voldemort's name is Baltimore."

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    Is your dad really your dad if he doesn’t say “who?” after talking about any of your friends even if he’s known them for literally 7 years??

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    She is arguing with her dad about counting LOL Can I have 5 of her 😭❤️ Retweet

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    *A white dad at a restaurant who just paid his bill* His Brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Dad: "You guys ready to rock and roll?"

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    I can’t stop watching this. Dad of the year 😂👏🏻⚽️

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    my dad just told me he makes decisions now by emailing himself a potential plan and reading gmail's suggested auto-responses to it to determine if it's good idea or not

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    This how dads be when somebody coming in their house that they never seen before

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    My dad is zipping his zip-off shorts back into pants so you know summer’s over

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    This little girl in the restaurant, maybe five, tugs on her dads jacket & complains about being cold & he says “Well damn, Jackie, I can’t control the weather”.. His wife hit him & said “For the last time, we didn’t name her that so you could reference That 70’s Show” 😂😂

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    One time my friend Brandon’s Dad and his mom were in a heated argument in the car and she took his kid rock cd out of the player and threw it out the window with rage and he looked her dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same cd and put it back in the player

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    My dad was just introduced to Venmo and it's the worst thing ever. He just requested $50 for "2001 tee ball registration fee"

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    My dad had a good idea. Sometimes when cars drive by your house they honk at you. But you can't respond. That's where House Horn comes in

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    My dad said he had a whole 5 minute convo with me before he realized it wasn't me 😩 it was just my wig hanging off the couch. ☹️

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    My dad bought a snorkel for the sole purpose of taking naps in the pool

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    Why does my dad text my mom like he's sliding into her DMs for the first time

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    Before mobile phones my Dad once rang a shopping centre and did a call out for my mum so that he could ask her to bring a cheeseburger home.

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    harry potter is on and my dad thinks voldemorts name is "baltimore"

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    My dad is sitting and watching the olympics with the Guinea Pig on his chest.

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    i bought a phone case online but didnt realize it was for a 6 plus so i gave it to my dad he loves it

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    my dad has just taken dad jokes to a whole new level

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