Animals·Posted on Aug 31, 201618 Perfect Tweets About Cat People Vs. Dog People"What idiot called them dog people and cat people instead of Repuplicans and Democats?"by Kat AngusBuzzFeed Staff, CanadaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. On accepting reality: Mara Wilson @MaraWilson "Dogs are assholes" DOG PERSON: YOU'RE an asshole! "Cats are assholes" CAT PERSON: Yeah 05:15 PM - 03 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. On people: Kalvin @KalvinMacleod HER: so are you a cat person or a dog person? ME: actually I’m a person person HER: ME: HER: ME: *leans in* I’m person af 03:33 PM - 15 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. On first dates: babey simbba @jon_snow_420 "so are you more of a cat person or a dog person" how dare you make me choose. how dare you. this date is over and i'm calling the police 12:40 PM - 27 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. On expectations: jomny sun @jonnysun dog people: i like dogs cat people: i like cats swamp people: i like swamps. oh u must hav thougt i woud be a literal swamp monster but no, 11:47 PM - 11 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. On betrayal: Kalvin @KalvinMacleod ME: I can be a dog person AND a cat person DOG: [throwing clothes off the balcony at me] LIKE HELL YOU CAN 03:59 PM - 18 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. On coworkers: jazz @JasmineeGrandee i will never forget when i asked the boy at my work if he was a cat or dog person and he just looked at me and went 'i like snakes' 01:02 AM - 12 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. On judgments: Paige @PeachCoffin CAT PERSON: My cat Is like a dog DOG PERSON: 😤 DOG PERSON: My dogs are my kids ACTUAL PARENT: 😤 ALIEN: None of this matters *kills us all* 12:25 AM - 14 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. On love and hate: Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams HIM: I'm a dog person HER: I'm a cat person DOG: I love everyone CAT: I hate everyone 03:47 AM - 26 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. On missed opportunities: Patrick Monahan @pattymo What idiot called them dog people and cat people instead of Repuplicans and Democats 03:20 AM - 18 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. On disappointment: a girl is no one @OhNoSheTwitnt I hate when someone describes themselves as "a cat-person" or "a dog-person" and then you meet them and they're just regular humans. 09:39 AM - 28 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. On outer space: Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious are you a cat person? are you a dog person? are you a PSYCHIC SPACE LOBSTER PERSON.......YES YOU ARE THE PSYCHIC SPACE LOBSTER KNOWS ALL 10:06 PM - 03 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. On cognitive dissonance: Anna Fitzpatrick @bananafitz "Cat people are the worst" she said, kissing her dog on the mouth 06:45 PM - 09 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. On similarities: Nick Ross @NickBossRoss The only similarity between "dog people" and "cat people" is neither want to associate with me. 10:24 PM - 24 Apr 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. On compromises: 15. On Star Wars: Mara Wilson @MaraWilson Dog people liked Luke. Cat people liked Han. 08:12 PM - 22 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. On children: a girl is no one @OhNoSheTwitnt Telling someone "it's just a cat it's not like it's a dog" is like saying "it's just your daughter it's not like it's your son." 07:55 PM - 09 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. On preferential treatment: David Hughes @david8hughes Me petting your cat: he's cute You: I have a dog too, his name's Leo Me throwing your cat out the window: here Leo 05:03 AM - 11 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. And on stereotypes: Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious Cat people - "cats are easier to look after" Dog people - "dogs are loyal" Fire Ant people - "my skin is burning. Where are my children" 04:34 PM - 17 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite