Weddings·Posted on Jul 8, 201819 Tweets You'll Love If You've Ever Been To A Wedding"A wedding guest list is the single most political thing you will ever do unless you become the President of the United States of America."by Kat AngusBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Cassie Grimaldi @CassieGrimaldi Me ollying up to our wedding 08:33 PM - 03 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. madrigal @whatmaddness [inventing wedding dresses] a massive skirt! more skirt! MORE now, put a skirt over her face! god ya that’s the stuff 01:33 AM - 17 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. chelsea marshall @theseamar just when I thought I found a great and affordable wedding venue, a reviewer casually drops this: 09:37 PM - 12 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans Any wedding can be a fairy tale wedding if you serve porridge and release three angry bears into the reception hall 10:10 PM - 15 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Dan O'Brien @OtherDanOBrien Bride: I want my wedding to be elegant Me, working as a wedding planner: Oh, it's gonna be elegant af 01:01 AM - 08 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. The Notorious B.E.V.🔥 @blade_funner [WEDDING] ME: I do. PRIEST: Could you say it again without the air quotes? 06:17 PM - 09 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Bucky Isotope @BuckyIsotope Give a man some jam and he can enjoy a nice piece of toast. Teach a man to jam and his Phish cover band will ruin your wedding. 02:18 AM - 31 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Emily Hughes 🦔 @emilyhughes *at my Twitter wedding* Officiant: I now pronounce you It Us 01:40 AM - 14 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Thynebear @Thynebear [phone w/ fiancé] Hey, I can still pick whatever suit I like for the wedding right? "As long as its black, why?" *wearing batsuit* No reason 06:19 PM - 12 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. james nielssen @jamesnielssen [2060] "Do you take this bae to be your lawfully wedded fam?" [smiling through tears] one hundred emoji "I now pronounce you squad goals" 08:28 PM - 04 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Joe Johnson @JoeJohnsonIce future husband, @ our wedding: isn't this the best day of your life? me, thinking of the day I first heard Everytime We Touch: it's up there 01:25 AM - 30 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Floyd @dafloydsta JUDGE: You're charged with stealing penguins from the zoo. ME: *lips right on mic* I needed groomsmen for my wedding, your Honor. 05:23 PM - 17 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov when i get married im gonna send invitations to my enemies that have minus ones on them so they'll know about the wedding but won't be allowed to go 11:27 PM - 28 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Tamara Yajia @DancesWithTamis Welcome to my rustic wedding, eat these twigs bitch 05:45 PM - 04 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. don @lolzdonz *At my future wedding*: "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband" Me to the groupchat: omg do I say yes or is that desperate 09:12 PM - 28 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Jamie Woodham @jwoodham The only way I'm coming to your wedding is if YOU get ME a gift. You just found lifelong love, I think I deserve a blender more than you do. 02:20 AM - 30 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. nicolette mason @nicolettemason Planning a wedding is like 02:35 AM - 12 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Brendan McLaughlin @btmclaughlin "Remember that thing you had fun at? Well guess what: you looked like shit the whole time." - wedding photos 06:07 PM - 21 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Dawn O'Porter @hotpatooties A wedding guest list is the single most political thing you will ever do unless you become the President of the United States of America. 10:00 AM - 15 Mar 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite