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99 Of The Most Important Cat Tweets Of All Time

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I made my kitten a sweater so he wouldn't get chilly with the A/C on and now he thinks he's a stud

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everyday i think about this buff cat i encountered last year

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This guy’s daughters write a newspaper for their cat to read while it’s on the litter tray. (via https://t.co/NLctxtNaix) https://t.co/cfFOoxmz83

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My friend's cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money.

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my cat figured out how the fridge works and now he's turnt on fresh, crisp water

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So... I JUST FOUND A CAT THAT IS NOT MINE AND IT HAS HAD BABIES UNDER MY BED.

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why is this cat’s shadow batman 🤔

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Two things: 1. I don’t have a cat............ 2. I DON’T HAVE A CAT

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Guys I just found out that super chill cat was from a neighborhood in Istanbul and when she passed away in 2015 the residents missed her so much they made a statue of her sitting in the same spot and I am now dead my ghost is typing this https://t.co/PJle1OJ5Yi

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RIP cat who thought sunglasses would stop Medusa

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I JUST WANTED A VIDEO OF THE CATS PLAYING AND THEN ?!!!??

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Can't stop looking at this photo of a cat falling off a table.

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Went to see what the cat was up to and does anybody know a good exorcist

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lord give me the confidence and fortitude of this cat wearing a dish towel cape

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"I'd like you to paint me a cat." "A what?" "A cat. You do know what a cat is, right? You've seen a cat?" "Uh, yeah. Of course." https://t.co/GeYOogkWO5

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our cats had a fight and my parents are trying to make them resolve it lol

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Because we all need it, here's what happens when a cat touches a plasma ball.

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merry Christmas here's my cat getting busted for taking a cinnamon roll 2 seconds after we told him no

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*Don't worry, he didn't put any chocolate chips in the cat's pancakes.
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*Don't worry, he didn't put any chocolate chips in the cat's pancakes.

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Stupid ass cat jumped in my video I gotta re do 🙄

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Stock photo of a cat we have clearance to use on-air and online and I don't know why we haven't.

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Lets plant catnip, he said. It prevents mosquitoes, he said. What could go wrong, he said. #cats

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This cat's eyeliner is more fleek than my entire life

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My cats keep pushing each other in my trash can

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"You're a good cat. You don't care what the other cats say. You is kind. You is smart. You is important."

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My dog was terrified of the fireworks so my cat went and cuddled up with her my heart is crying still

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This has been the hardest test I've had to endure

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"Go back to bed. This doesn't concern you."

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she's been screaming at these water droplets for 3 fucking minutes get out of the shower you tiny moron

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when ur fit friends invite you to the gym

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rt if you think this cat is doing an amazing job

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i cannot believe "if it fits, i sits" transcends boundaries in this way

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Welcome, weary traveler, to my SHOP. How may I assist you? > BUY > SELL

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1. how did he do this 2. why did he do this

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Me after taking one Duolingo French session

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My fiancé made a diagram for our catsitter of where it's safe to pet our cat and I'm dying

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So my parents put up a nativity thing, tell me why my cat is chilling in there, lookin like Jesus

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Gave my cat some catnip and he's been laying like this for 2 hours

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I spent like 2 fucking hours looking for my cat

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my cat always looks like she just watched you take the last slice of pizza without offering to split it

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Sometimes I wonder if I spoil the cat, seeing him with his iPad, in his yurt.

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Someone call the vet cuz my kitten's sick af 😩😩

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They're definitely up to something...

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scientists are baffled by this new snail species

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ME: okay guys I bought a $100 cat tree and multiple beds just for you CATS:

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UMMM I WALKED IN ON MH CAT TRYING TO WEIGH HIMSELF????

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I was trying to take pictures of my new kitten eating and....my other cat wasn't having it

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In cute cat news, my mom put up an Easter decal on our front door and it makes Gigi look like a Dr. Seuss character.

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charlie was sitting like people and then he stretched and my life is over

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There is a powerful energy captured within this photo and it must be handled wisely.

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We definitely know that Luke has a second family now. Because they've dressed him for Christmas. I am dead.

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My friend's cat got stuck inside a plastic hanger. Here is a photo:

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My niece tied her cat to the chair with a scarf and made him watch tv with her omfg

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i've been laughing at this set of pictures for 38 minutes straight

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On this day in history: my indoor cat went outside for the first time, finally understood his place in the universe

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[doorbell] WIFE: That's probably Bob ME: Bob from work or Bob the cat who thinks he’s a lizard? W: Just get the door

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This piece of anatomy is called a "floofen" and only occurs during high levels of sass

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i'm pretty sure my cat watches youtube makeup tutorials while i'm at work..

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Cat trying to see what his lil human potato is looking at

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My cat forgets what a Christmas tree is every year and it's wonderful

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