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I've spent my whole adult life chasing the high of a scholastic book fair
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reads book: *favourite character dies* me: maybe if i read this again he won't die this time
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I worry too much over the happiness and well being of fictional characters.
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You should be able to call into work because you're mourning the end of a really good book.
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sext: [picture of the giant stack of books you're reading]
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I'll start reading a Kindle when they make it smell like a book.
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If someone says they just love the smell of books, I always want to pull them aside and be like, to be clear, do you know how reading works
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"Put away your phone and read a book." THERE ARE BOOKS LITERALLY ON MY PHONE, BRO.
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bookworm culture is buying highly anticipated new releases while having 72837288383 books in your room that haven't been read or touched
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Before you turn 18 you have to choose exactly one of these books to read and then never stop talking about for the rest of your life: -Harry Potter -The Great Gatsby -Animal Farm -The Communist Manifesto -1984 -The Bible
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I went into a bookshop earlier carrying a book. I seem to have put my book down to browse other books and left with no books. Have called the bookshop but they're struggling to find my lost book amongst all the books. This is the stupidest thing I have ever done
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"I just tried to make reservations at the library" You don't need a res- "Couldn't get one though" Don't do this "They were fully booked"
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everyone: don't judge a book by its cover people who make book covers for a living: wait what
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Them: Can I borrow a book? Me: *hesitates* Well, let me tell you my rules and write up a contract... Them: It's just a book. Me: https://t.co/rAtpD5OoVt
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[sneaks book into movie theater] [whispers to guy next to me] you wanna read some of this?
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Just overheard someone say, "I wish I had a Kindle that never ran out of batteries." You know. Like a book.
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adult fiction: I am riddled w ennui shall I cheat on my wife perhaps YA fiction: overthrow govt and also kill its grasping maoist successor
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Feeling very promiscuous this week, by which I mean I'm reading 3 different books simultaneously.
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Ever realised how fucking surreal reading a book actually is? You stare at marked slices of tree for hours on end, hallucinating vividly