Smokey Bear just turned 70, and he's not having any of your shenanigans.
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Are those...candles?
He's come a long way since he masqueraded as a woman.
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And made you feel sexually confused.
Happy birthday, old guy!
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Curmudgeon or sticking to his convictions? You decide.