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    Smokey The Bear Is Getting Too Old For This Shit

    And that includes cake.

    Smokey Bear just turned 70, and he's not having any of your shenanigans.

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    Are those...candles?

    He's come a long way since he masqueraded as a woman.

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    And made you feel sexually confused.

    Happy birthday, old guy!

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    Curmudgeon or sticking to his convictions? You decide.

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