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    16 Nerdy Jokes That Are So Bad, They're Good

    "I would tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon."

    We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us their favorite nerdy jokes. Here are the wonderful results.

    1. How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

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    Submitted by morgans41afe9d67.


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    Submitted by polkadotpancake.

    3. What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

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    Submitted by maddyw48a343e53.

    4. What did E.T.’s mother say to him when he got home?

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    Submitted by Stomps.


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    Submitted by Kathy Garner, Facebook.


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    Submitted by sydneyw459e56452.

    7. How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

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    Submitted by Taliah Farnsworth, Facebook.


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    Submitted by Emily Shulman, Facebook, written by Brian Malow.

    9. What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

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    Submitted by vodak636.


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    Submitted by Sonny Schroeder, Facebook.

    11. Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar and doesn’t.

    12. Wanna hear a joke about potassium?

    Submitted by Elan Riggs, Facebook.


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    Submitted by Sara Hunt Ash, Facebook.

    14. Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

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    Submitted by Emily Rachel Buck, Facebook.


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    Submitted by maiar405490bef.

    16. What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

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    Submitted by Danielle Tosatto, Facebook.

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