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It's OK, we're overwhelmed, too.
You already know what everyone around you is feeling because you've soaked it up with mood osmosis.
So much that if you see something bad on the news, you imagine what it feels like and think about it for days.
A+ for not understanding about 20% of your students.
Menus are your personal first-world-problem nightmare.
Every day is a cacophony of chewing, honking cars, and gum snapping.
Can we reinstate six-inch voices? No?
Oh god I can't focus.
And struggle to explain why overhead lighting is the worst.
And be away from others, if only for a little bit.
And bewildered.
Where else are those feels going to go? Feels camp?
Otherwise the feeling that someone's watching you takes over your focus and you topple over faster than Jenga next to a shake weight.
Probably because you were a spooked horse in a former life.
Fewer heads get chopped off on Bob's Burgers.
Because you have the blessing and curse of extreme self-awareness.
So you don't hurt others' feelings. (But you sometimes envy those who do.)
And usually end up in situations that aren't nearly as fun as being tucked away in bed.
Physical and emotional.
Like on-screen continuity errors or details that might incriminate others in crimes.
Just contain the superpower or you'll be sitting alone at lunch.
Oh, OK. That was easy!
Hadn't thought of that in my decades of possessing a forebrain, but thank you for the suggestion.
Done and done, except for the part where you know you'll ruminate on what's bothering you until your brain wears itself out.
Just because you're a little more delicate doesn't mean you're not resilient!
Excuse me while I pretend to scratch my eye when my favorite band plays my favorite song.
And makes it all worth it.
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