13 Stages Of A Week In Briscoe

Freshmen are often advised "if you don't get to live Northwest you can basically die." And Briscoe is the nicest dorm in the Northwest district . But is it really?

1. When you get assigned to live in Briscoe

You're mega excited because it's SO NICE, right?

2. But then you experience your first Thursday night in Briscoe

Briscoe living is going to change from a dream to a nightmare REALLY quickly.

3. After posting up in the library all day, you have just finished your work for the night.

You studious student, you.

4. Naturally, you're ready to go to sleep.

Because that's what people do on weeknights.

5. You may even fall asleep for a few minutes, but the drunk Northwesterners will put an end to that soon.

Partying knows no day in the Northwest.

6. Since you can't sleep, you spend the whole night plotting their demise.

Of course, you'd never *actually* do anything, because you are not a jerk.

7. You wake up Friday morning, devoid of anger.

Even though it would be totally ok if you were angry - since, you know, there was inconsiderate people ruining your sleep.

8. You walk back from class and are just having the best day.

Knowledge in your brain, wind in your hair

9. That all changes when you get back to the Northwest and some asshat acts like an asshat.

i.e. doesn't hold the door/elevator, cuts you off, goes in front of you in the bus line...

10. He hears you call him an asshat and calls you a bitch in return and you're just like:

Really, bro?

11. Then it's Friday night - the appropriate time to go out.

And you can't wait.

12. On your way out, you get looks from girls obviously not going to the same party as you. They're wondering how boys will know you're female and you're wondering where the rest of their shirt went.

Some people may call you a grandma - those are the people you want to stay away from.

13. By Sunday you have lost all enjoyment of your *nice* dorm.

And you will countdown the amount of times you have to live through this week until you are out of rps living.