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29 Things That Are Definitely NOT Penises

Just a bunch of ordinary old photos. Why? What are you seeing?

1. Hey! Cool rims.

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2. Whoops! How did that happen?

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3. Huh. I've never seen a drink like that before. What do you call that?

4. Um, you really shouldn't have that out while you're chopping stuff.

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5. I'll give you two some privacy.

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6. I bet that's the last time she ever wears that dress!

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7. Take it nice and easy on this hole. Definitely don't hit the ball too hard.

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8. Aww. What a lovely decoration. Why is everyone laughing?

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9. That dude can go to the bathroom wherever he damn well pleases.

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10. Oh! What a lovely...mermaid?

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11. Scandinavia: The throbbing tip of Europe.

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12. Nature is so beautiful.

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13. A perfect picture for the family album.


14. Oh no! Looks like you fell asleep on

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15. Whoa! Malaysia seems like a fun place.

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16. Oh, how sweet! A bike light in the shape of a heart.

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17. *Breathes in deeply* Ahh! What a fresh scent.

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18. Is that office chair good for your posture?

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19. This wine is perfect for ~after dinner~.

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20. Leave your mark everywhere you step.

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21. Looks like someone is excited to eat their vegetables.

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22. She just can't figure out why nobody will swipe right on her profile.

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23. Aw! What a cute little...puppy.

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24. Ever wonder what a man's head looks like when photographed from directly below the neck?

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25. Oh, no thank you. I'm absolutely stuffed.

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26. Well, that's certainly an interesting placement for an inflation nozzle on a balloon.

27. Ever go digging around in someone's dresser and find their inside-out sock?

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28. It's like the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Breathtaking.

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29. I CANNOT WAIT for Christmas.

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