29 Things That Are Definitely NOT Penises
Just a bunch of ordinary old photos. Why? What are you seeing?
Whoops! How did that happen?
Huh. I've never seen a drink like that before. What do you call that?
Um, you really shouldn't have that out while you're chopping stuff.
I'll give you two some privacy.
I bet that's the last time she ever wears that dress!
Take it nice and easy on this hole. Definitely don't hit the ball too hard.
Aww. What a lovely decoration. Why is everyone laughing?
That dude can go to the bathroom wherever he damn well pleases.
Oh! What a lovely...mermaid?
Scandinavia: The throbbing tip of Europe.
Nature is so beautiful.
A perfect picture for the family album.
Oh no! Looks like you fell asleep on a...watch.
Whoa! Malaysia seems like a fun place.
Oh, how sweet! A bike light in the shape of a heart.
*Breathes in deeply* Ahh! What a fresh scent.
Is that office chair good for your posture?
This wine is perfect for ~after dinner~.
Leave your mark everywhere you step.
Looks like someone is excited to eat their vegetables.
She just can't figure out why nobody will swipe right on her profile.
Aw! What a cute little...puppy.
Ever wonder what a man's head looks like when photographed from directly below the neck?
Oh, no thank you. I'm absolutely stuffed.
Well, that's certainly an interesting placement for an inflation nozzle on a balloon.
Ever go digging around in someone's dresser and find their inside-out sock?
It's like the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Breathtaking.
I CANNOT WAIT for Christmas.
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