1. "Shit."
2. "Really, I just flipped it open and this happened. So weird."
3. "So I tried to restart it, but that didn't exactly work."
4. "Maybe I should have wiped the apple juice off of the laptop?"
5. "So you're telling me you're not supposed to blow dry it if it gets wet?"
6. "Well, it is possible the stove was still on underneath the laptop. Honestly not sure why I put it there in the first place..."
7. "And then all of a sudden there was this really weird noise."
8. "Ah, yes. Now I see. Perhaps I should NOT have put the candle on top of the computer? Is that what you're saying?"
9. "OH! I thought I had to peel off the black film."
10. "Now I see why you didn't want me to bring my laptop into the wood shop..."
11. "Well, the CPU didn't quite fit right."
12. "Yeah, I've been using this computer for a long time. Why do you ask?"
13. "I have no idea what happened. I simply pulled it out, just like any other plug."
14. "I don't quite see how this is going to work."
15. "I don't know, it just won't close properly anymore."
16. "Over the years, the keys started getting really hard to push. Not sure why, though."
17. "That'll work."
18. "But Mom, it just fell out of my hand, I swear!"
19. "Oops."
20. "Well, at least I tried to fix it."
21. "No, really. I only put it in my bag!"
22. "Is that not what this is for?"
23. "I REALLY ONLY LEANED ON IT A LITTLE!"
Compiled in the awesome subreddit Techsupportgore.
This post was translated from German.