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    I'm in The Wrong Business

    The hat I’m about to show you is $1250. I could hand dye karate belts, let the neighbourhood cats have their way with them, throw them in a bowl with some sort of stiffening agent (oatmeal works in my house) and call it a hat. I mean, that’s what this chick did: