1.You know red back isn't just a deadly spider but was a place to damage your liver, listen to awful cover bands and vomit profusely on cheap alcohol served by mildly hot aussies.
2.You have saved thousands of pounds in travel thanks to the handy 207 bendy bus.
3.Every year you base your holiday dates around the Jazz festival although you’ve never watched a single band at it.
4.And have said “If they raise the entry to the Jazz Fest again next year, I’m boycotting it” but never bother.
5.Pffft. You know it will always REALLY be Finnegans.
6.And talking of Finnegans, you probably had an early sexual experience in this room. And if you haven't had one, you've most certainly witnessed a mate, having one.
7.Depressingly, you have a sneaking suspicion you'll never have that much fun in a pub again. Drinking just isn't as fun when it's legal.
8.You can locate rape alley on a map.
9.You've had a parent drive down to and angrily retrieve you from one of the following of Ealing's open spaces (delete as appropriate); the green / ditch / pitshanger / culmington park / the reservoir.
10.You learnt your kissing and / or mugging technique here:
11.You supported the petition for a skate park for years, but never actually thought they'd build one. Now they finally have you're too old. This is an injustice you live with everyday.
12.In your day, this car park was sufficient as a skate park.
13.Talking of round the back of the EB Centre, you always wondered what the 'non climb paint' was at that primary school.
14.You've done this. Countless times.
15.You know that the Cricket Club Fireworks are best enjoyed from the outside.