8 Alternate Meanings To Bollywood Titles

Bollywood’s great, it is. But sometimes, I can’t help but think what goes through production houses’ minds when they give movies the names they do. It doesn’t require a PhD to figure out alternate meanings to Bollywood movie titles… or maybe I just have a filthy mind. In either case, I’m not really complaining. A short glance at my DVD collection yielded these results.

Taare Zameen Par

Who wants to watch inspiring movies about a kid in a boarding school instead of looking at this? That's what I thought.

Zanjeer

For all those of us who are into slightly adventurous… stuff.

Besharam

Who knew people were making websites like imbesharam.com exactly for people like us?

Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani

I can't believe that some people sell this kind of low-grade stuff. Ah well, at least it's entertaining.

I, Me and Main

No explanation needed, right guys?

Delhi Belly

Why talk about upset stomachs when you can look at these flat tummies?

The Blue Umbrella

Umbrella = condom. Blue = something I don't need to explain. Put the pieces together.

Bhaag Milkha Bhaag

Run, run to the ovum!