Ways To Spice Up Your Christmas

Because you know Christmas isn't meant to be *holy* or anything like that of course.

Forget the typical Ugly Christmas Sweater..how about a dirty Christmas Sweater instead?

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Because ride or die friends let other friends use their carrot noses for inappropriate reasons.

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Because reindeer have needs too apparently.

Christmas cheer is meant to be shared everywhere even in the bedroom of course!

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Who doesn't love a good snowman role play, am I right??

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I dare you to name one time that dressing up as a Christmas Tree has not been sexy.

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Because who doesn't love a good snowman man thong??

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This way your significant other can open you up! You can really give the gift of you this year.

But beware there is only one left in stock so better snatch it up quick

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Picture this, you can run around the bedroom screaming "Run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man." Come on it does not get anymore sexy than that.

Just remember, Santa's always watching and knows if you've been naughty or nice.