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Ever wonder which one of the ECU MT c/o 2018 you are? Well, regardless, here's your chance to find out. Spoiler alert: everyone's a star. NSFW

Which ECU MT Class Of 2018 Student Are You?

You have one night off. Unrealistic, we know, but just pretend. What are you going to watch on Netflix? (Or Starz, or HBO, or AmazonPrime, whatever.)

What do you consider your most redeeming quality?

Congratulations on adopting your new pet! It's so cute. What did you adopt?

What is your catchphrase?

What's your favorite drink to take to a party?

Who is your favorite professor?

What musical could you watch over and over again?

Where's your favorite Greenville hot spot?

Time for a Starbucks break! What's your go-to drink?

What's your biggest pet peeve?

If you could play any role, what would it be?

What would you most likely be arrested for?

How gay are you?

How do you unwind after all those long days we have?

What's your favorite restaurant?

If you could duet with anyone, who would it be?

Congrats! If you're reading this, you are a Queen! Quite literally.You shine brighter than your piercing blue eyes and have the mindset of a flawless Broadway diva. And sometimes....your attitude might be your detriment. But hey, who cares? With a belt like that, you shan't be bothered. YOU ARE ANNA HIGGINSON.

Anna Higginson

Hello, Little Prince! You wow with your mesmerizing talent and impeccable personality. Even though people still can't say your last name right, you are born to be a star. BUT watch out for your strange clothing choices.
But, hey bro, you'd be a flawless Vaudevillian.

Austin Mejia (Me-ha?)

YOU have the sun in the morning! What a star! ...But 'maybe this time' Michael won't interrupt your otherwise flawless performance. It is a little scary how good you look as Talen though, but that's alright. You are the Queen of Impersonations (Bruno Mars, anyone?).
YOU'LL NEVER GROW UP. (And that's a great thing).

Caitlyn Leach

"Ev'rybody's got the right to be...Daniel!" You are the king of facial hair, eyebrows and pretty much anything manly....aaaand girly. What can we say? We weren't the only ones confused by your sexuality when you got here.
THAT'S OK, THOUGH! You have so much talent in such a lanky body; it's unbelievable.
Fetta betta werk!

Daniel Fetter

Congrats! You got the REAL David Smith. You're mysterious, mature, and downright sexy. And also sexually ambiguous. No one knows what you really prefer, but it probably is being on stage, shining like the star you are. 
You may miss a few classes every now and then (OK, more like every week), but it's because your tired from being the talented mo-fo you are.

David Smith

Ah, Other David Smith. We mistakenly added him to our Facebook group freshman year, and he never left. So, technically, he's a member of our class. Even though he lives across the country. We can't attest to his talent...or his character...or his anything. But yet, you got him. Honestly, there's nothing else to say about him. Oh, well. You tried.

Other David Smith

You're Mark! no... You're Hinckley! no... You're the Beast! no.... Well, we don't know what you are yet; and you don't really either. You can play any part and get away with it, and yet EVERYONE LOVES YOU. 
What is your secret, mister?
Please tell us.  

Oh, and The Book of Mormon called. You're too attractive to play Cunningham. Sorry.

Donald Sutton

You like cats.  
  

That's about it.  

JK! You give Taylor Swift a run for her money and have the knack for perfect photography. In turn, you have so much theatrical talent, we 'cain't so no' to you. You are such a star and are the envy of every Scottish Manor stray cat.

Jane Simmons

"Tits!--" (blank stare)
"Tits! And Ass!"
You may have messed up your final jury song, but you will never mess up our love for you. You really can do no wrong when it comes to being on stage.
And, for being one of the least dance-oriented ladies we know, WHY ARE YOU SO FLEXIBLE.
We "Have Confidence" that you are such. a. star.

Jessica Braun

1\. You're an EC Scholar.
2\. You're a God-sent beltress.
3\. You can make an audience laugh or cry at your whim.
4\. You're Jessica Rogers!!  
  

But, you probably don't like people. Like, at all. (Just check Twitter). 
AND you don't stand for any bullshit. 
That's OK, though. We love you no matter what, and, just so you know- your attitude comes off as brilliance. We are not worthy.

Jessica Rogers

Congrats! You have such a big voice in a tiny body. You're Michael's star, Cap's girlfriend, and Mollye's little fighter.
Even though you haven't been cast in a show yet, but that won't 'rain on your parade'. We know that you are the star that McGinnis deserves. Now, go hit some high Cs.

Kaitie Weddle

You're probably too busy to even read this...but you are so freaking talented, you can't choose between 3 majors! WHAT ARE YOU?!? (Besides a teacher's pet...)
But seriously, you are a musical theatre goddess with talent galore. No one can compare to your motivation and drive for success. Your name will be in lights in Times Square. Just you wait.   
"Why WOULDN'T a fella want a girl like you?"

Lisette Glodowski

If you are reading this, you are most likely 1) hungry 2) cold 3) needing to pee or 4) all of the above. You're a fucking star and have so much talent in such a little body. 
"That's why her boobs are so big...they're full of talent."
Your heart may belong to daddy, but our hearts sure belong to you. (Even though you're always in Raleigh.)
Lydia, you are destined for stardom. ...and dinner.

Lydia Tart

Holy hell. Is there anything you CAN'T do? Well, except maybe like women. Sit down, you're rocking the boat...just with your voice. Your stage presence is so magical, even though you're just a muggle. 
Even though John Shearin can't spell your name right, Maty, your real name is in the hearts and minds of everyone in SOTD.

Matty Reda (Maty Redo)

'Weeeellll...'
In the immortal words of Rhonda Riley, 'what a strange boy you are.'  

Anyway, what a studdly star you are. You are the envy of every man and child in SOTD. Yes, Talen wrote this about himself.
You may have the ego of an broadway diva, and you may be the most awkward person to converse with, but when you're on stage all that goes away, and you shine like a pure diamond. We know you will succeed and please 'give our regards to Broadway' when you get there.

Talen Piner

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