1. When he showed off his ass-ets
Everyone loves a new pair of jeans
2. When he gave a lethal death stare
Like seeing that one person from high school we hated
3. When he was licked by a random puppy
I mean adorable
4. When he got pumped to go out and get wasted
We like to party, we like, we like to party.
5. We he tried to fit in a spot he obiviously couldn't
I'll just think skinny
6. When he just wanted to be listened to
Hello? I'm talking here!!!
7. When he decided to eat all day
Food is fuel
8. When he didn't give a f***
I do what I want
9. When he asked the right kinds of questions
We all were wondering it, right?
10. When he rocked a new hairstyle
I look damn good
11. When he didn't want to be involved
Hey! Don't look at me!
12. When he was too cool for school
I look fly