1. Missing a step and not being able to do anything to stop to the impending doom as you decent towards the dreaded ground....in front of everyone.
2. While your brushing your teeth you accidentally drop that nice mix of saliva and toothpaste on yourself.
3. Spilling your drink when you are out to eat and the waiter looks at you like you kicked a puppy.
4. Walking straight into a pull door thinking it's a push door.
Now you have to get creative and make up a dramatic tale for your new bruise on your face....
5. When rain is not forecasted but a monsoon hits and you don't have an umbrella equaling a very wet you.
6. You know you left something in a certain place but it's not there and you get so frustrated you want to break said object.
But of course your mother knows it's exact location even if she is back home.
7. When someone calls out your name but they meant someone else not you.
8. When you stub your toe and those words your momma would wash your mouth out for come spilling out.
Those four letter words will always get ya in trouble.