People Who'd Survive A Vacation At Jurassic World

Most of us would suffer the traditional Jurassic Fate, but these few -- these brave few -- could make it away from the island intact. Clever girls.

1. This guy

The man who can slap the face of a bear and live to tell about it has nothing to fear in this life.

2. Aragorn, son of Arathorn

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If he was eaten by a dinosaur, he’d never have to become King of Gondor, and he’s just not that lucky.

3. Betty White

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The undead never truly die.

4. Terry Crews

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I mean, come on. Would you fight this guy? I wouldn’t fight this guy. Dinosaurs might be from the prehistory times and whatnot, but it’s 2014 now. They’ve got Youtube. They’ve seen that video. They’ll wait 'til he goes home.

5. The Belchers

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They'll probably burn the whole park to the ground in the process, but hey, that's a win-win.

6. Taylor Swift

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It's song that soothes the savage beast.

7. Voldemort

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True evil cannot be killed, only accepted by the dinosaurs as one of their own due to its unfortunate face situation.

8. Jesse Pinkman

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If Walter White couldn’t force him to shuffle off this mortal coil, nothing is going to do it, bitch.

9. Sigourney Weaver circa 1984

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THERE IS NO VELOCIRAPTOR ONLY ZUUL

10. Jeff Goldblum

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Life finds a way.