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    18 Things Blue Ivy Can Do But We Could Never

    This 3-year-old has done things we could only dream of doing.

    1. Touch Beyonce's face

    2. Feed a baby tiger while wearing a crown

    3. Help Jay Z do push-ups

    4. Record your first major rap song at birth

    Just moments after her birth, Blue Ivy Carter laid her vocals on her daddy's track "Glory." Sure it was just a few cries, but those cries were credited. This makes Blue the youngest person ever to appear on a Billboard chart.

    5. Present an award to Beyonce

    6. Drink juice out of a Grammy award trophy

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    7. SLAY the bun game

    8. Inspire Beyonce to title a song after you

    9. Get chased by Jay Z

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    10. Peacefully nap despite a pop diva jumping on your bed

    11. Turn your baby photo album into a popular blog

    12. Take the sassy level to epic proportions

    13. Bless Solange's marriage with adorable greatness and magic

    14. Interrupt Beyonce's rehearsal...and get away with it

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    Skip to 1:46 for unbearable mushy emotions.

    15. Bring Michael Jackson back to life

    16. Tell everyone what to do

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    When Blue Ivy Carter tells you to say "good job," you better say "good job."

    17. Be the most ***Flawless audience member of all time

    18. Cackle with the Queen

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLUE!