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    24 Alternatives To McDonald's Breakfast

    Put down the Egg McMuffin and try one of these more enticing ideas instead! For your safety & well being, do not ingest.

    1. An eroded piece of Mt. Rushmore

    2. The fish that's mounted on your grandparents' living room wall

    3. Saltine crackers

    4. Dust bunnies from under your bed

    5. A traveler's check

    6. Cotton swabs

    7. Eggs

    8. This wallet that looks like a cookie

    9. Hawaiian lei

    10. Boogers

    11. Your sister's homework

    12. Those leftovers in the back of your fridge from two weeks ago

    13. Mayonnaise

    14. A pop album from 2000

    15. Chimichanga

    16. Your own tears

    17. The cereal at the bottom of the box

    18. Pineapple chunks

    19. Dryer sheets

    20. A box of staples

    21. The store Staples

    22. This.

    23. The Geico gecko

    24. A bran muffin