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24 Alternatives To McDonald's Breakfast

Put down the Egg McMuffin and try one of these more enticing ideas instead! For your safety & well being, do not ingest.

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1. An eroded piece of Mt. Rushmore

Nothing like a little bit of history to start off the day!
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Nothing like a little bit of history to start off the day!

2. The fish that's mounted on your grandparents' living room wall

I'm sure it's still fresh.
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I'm sure it's still fresh.

3. Saltine crackers

For those days where you're feeling extra daring.
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For those days where you're feeling extra daring.

4. Dust bunnies from under your bed

Nothing a little ketchup can't fix.
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Nothing a little ketchup can't fix.

5. A traveler's check

Nobody uses these things anyway.
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Nobody uses these things anyway.

6. Cotton swabs

Yummy!
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Yummy!

7. Eggs

Real eggs. Remember those?
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Real eggs. Remember those?

8. This wallet that looks like a cookie

If it looks like a cookie, who's to say it doesn't taste like one?
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If it looks like a cookie, who's to say it doesn't taste like one?

9. Hawaiian lei

Let your stomach get lei'd for once.
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Let your stomach get lei'd for once.

10. Boogers

Don't pretend you didn't already consider this one.
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Don't pretend you didn't already consider this one.

11. Your sister's homework

Dogs must love it for a reason!
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Dogs must love it for a reason!

12. Those leftovers in the back of your fridge from two weeks ago

They're not gonna get rid of themselves.
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They're not gonna get rid of themselves.

13. Mayonnaise

Promote it from a condiment to a main course.
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Promote it from a condiment to a main course.

14. A pop album from 2000

Get your daily dose of Vitamin C.
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Get your daily dose of Vitamin C.

15. Chimichanga

Saying it is half the fun!
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Saying it is half the fun!

16. Your own tears

Who said sadness can't be nutritious?
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Who said sadness can't be nutritious?

17. The cereal at the bottom of the box

Crumby doesn't always equal crummy.
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Crumby doesn't always equal crummy.

18. Pineapple chunks

They even come in a can! How convenient!
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They even come in a can! How convenient!

19. Dryer sheets

Mmmm it's like rectangular cotton candy!
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Mmmm it's like rectangular cotton candy!

20. A box of staples

How else will people know how tough you are?
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How else will people know how tough you are?

21. The store Staples

That was easy.
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That was easy.

22. This.

Coming to a store near you!
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Coming to a store near you!

23. The Geico gecko

He's had it coming for years now.
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He's had it coming for years now.

24. A bran muffin

Okay, obviously this last one's a joke. No one's that desperate!
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Okay, obviously this last one's a joke. No one's that desperate!

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