This Little Dude Who Just Can't Catch a Break...Or a Bug.
Imagine if you had to hunt every sandwich you ate.
This Guy With the Stupid Friend Who Sucks
Don't bring your bad day home with you and then dump it all over my face!
This Little Trooper, Who Just Wants To Disappear Forever
They should call it a Venus Fly Permanent Peace and Quiet Forever Place.
This Lilliputian Hombre Who Just, Like, Doesn't Even Know, Man
What? What? What even...What?
F This Diminutive Polliwog's L, Amiright?
"I may be at the bottom of the food chain, but at least I'll be safe around my own species oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no ---"
No Matter How Far You Go, Crappy Friends Are Everywhere
It's like, why even leave the house, y'know?