This Little Dude Who Just Can't Catch a Break...Or a Bug.
Imagine if you had to hunt every sandwich you ate.
This Guy With the Stupid Friend Who Sucks
Don't bring your bad day home with you and then dump it all over my face!
This Tiny Chap and His Baby Face
Babies are always in the way. ALWAYS.
This Little Trooper, Who Just Wants To Disappear Forever
They should call it a Venus Fly Permanent Peace and Quiet Forever Place.
This Fella Who Just Plain Gave Up On Life
Geronimoooooooooooooooh, screw it.
This Lilliputian Hombre Who Just, Like, Doesn't Even Know, Man
What? What? What even...What?
And Don't Even Get This Pint-Sized Fella Started...
Mother flippin' A-bombs!
F This Diminutive Polliwog's L, Amiright?
"I may be at the bottom of the food chain, but at least I'll be safe around my own species oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no ---"
No Matter How Far You Go, Crappy Friends Are Everywhere
It's like, why even leave the house, y'know?