Tumblr People Vs Non-Tumblr People

Based on science, I promise.

VEGANS:

Non-Tumblr Vegans:

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"Haha, yeah, I went Vegan mainly for health reasons, but that's just me ^_^"

Tumblr Vegans:

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"MEAT IS MURDER! MILK CAUSES AUTISM! IF YOU DONT GO VEGAN YOU WILL DIE AT AGE 19 FROM HEART ATTACKS! WATCH EARTHLINGS YOU BRAINWASHED IDIOT!"

Femenists:

Non-Tumblr Femenists:

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"Yeah! Equality is great, it has helped everyone so much! I fight for equal treatment for men, women, and everyone else!"

Tumblr Femenists:

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"YOU STUPID MEN! YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND US! FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS, YOUR PATRIARCHY HAS OPPRESSED WOMEN, WAHH WAHH, MALE TEARS, WAHH WAHH #Misandrist #ProudMisandrist #FemaleSupremacy #Killallmen"

Canadians:

Non-Tumblr Canadians:

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"Hi"

You know, things that normal people say.

Tumblr Canadians:

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"LOL STUPID AMERICANS! -60f IS NOTHING! THAT'S SUMMER! LOL 5 FEET OF SNOW? HA! #TimHortonsIsMyLife #TimHortons"

Literally any group of people ever:

Non-Tumblr:

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"Hi! My name is x and I'm from Y!"

Tumblr:

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"EXCUSE ME? YOU'RE WEARING GREEN PANTS? WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM? STOP APPROPRIATING MY CULTURE! MY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WEARING GREEN PANTS FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS, AND YOU JUST WALTZ IN LIKE YOU CAN WEAR IT? STOP OPPRESSING ME!!!!! #CulturalAppropriation #ySupremacy #LeaveyPeopleAlone"

BASICALLY: Tumblr makes every single thing on the earth horrible.

BTW: pls dont comment using latin text, it really appropriates European culture, thx.