1. "Is it ready yet?"

2. "You know Anheuser-Busch has already perfected this right?"
3. "Oh, I love craft beer! Have you ever tried Blue Moon?"
4. "Have you ever made a PBR clone?"
5. "Is it ready yet?"
6. "Wouldn’t it just be easier to buy beer?"
7. "Can you make me a watermelon/blueberry/honeysuckle beer?"
8. "Its ok, I’ll just drink it straight from the bottle."
9. "Have you ever tried a beer with [insert completely random, terrible ingredient idea here]?"
10. "Is it ready yet?"
11. "Hey Walter White? You cooking the blue stuff?"

12. "Can I come over for your next brew day?"
13. "What do you like better: Coors, Miller, or Bud?"
14. "What brewery do you work for?"

15. "Is it ready yet?"
16. "Have you ever tried [insert nationally known brewery]?"
17. "Can you make a Bud Light Lime clone?"

18. "Oh yeah, I bought one of those kits online too."
19. "Why don’t you make it like 20% ABV!!?"
20. "I like Miller Lite the best because it’s 'triple hops brewed.'"
