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23 Things Homebrewers Are Tired Of Hearing

Barley, hops, yeast, water, and a whole lot of aggravation.

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4. "Have you ever made a PBR clone?"

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The ingredients alone are more expensive than buying a case of the stuff. Plus, you want to wait a month to drink a PBR you made? Get out of my house.

6. "Wouldn’t it just be easier to buy beer?"

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Yes, it is! However, homebrewers like to try something different. We're usually the guys drinking smoked beer, or beer brewed with coffee or brains. We like pushing the envelope. We're like the Steve Jobs of beer.

7. "Can you make me a watermelon/blueberry/honeysuckle beer?"

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Look, we love weird requests. And they sometimes work (put peanut butter in it!). But as much as we love trying ingredients we've never tried before, some shit just doesn't work. If you want to see how the flavor profile of a pale ale changes with honeysuckle, maybe you should try brewing it yourself?

8. "Its ok, I’ll just drink it straight from the bottle."

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Oh, that's fine. Let me know the next time you make a pie. I'll just cram my face right into the pan, no worries. WOULDN'T WANT TO DIRTY A PLATE!

9. "Have you ever tried a beer with [insert completely random, terrible ingredient idea here]?"

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Chances are, if you wouldn't try cooking with it, I won't try brewing with it.

11. "Hey Walter White? You cooking the blue stuff?"

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Yes, sometimes a serious brew rig looks like it might be able to produce enough blue stuff to keep Arizona tweaking for a decade. But you know how you can tell the difference? Meth doesn't smell this good.

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