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    Updated on Jan 12, 2019. Posted on Mar 28, 2014

    40 Weird Phobias You May Not Even Know You Have

    Turns out everything is terrible and completely frightening.

    1. Deipnophobia

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    This is why you couldn't come to my Thanksgiving dinner, you being scared of dinner parties, and all.

    2. Arithmophobia

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    If you hate playing the lottery, you might suffer from this phobia, which is the fear of numbers.

    3. Selenophobia

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    Remus Lupin's fear, which is that of the moon.

    4. Ephebiphobia

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    "Get off my lawn!" is what you might say if you are an adult who loathes and fears youths.

    5. Allodoxaphobia

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    Oh, you're scared of me speaking my mind, then you might have this phobia, which is the fear of opinions.

    6. Genuphobia

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    The fear of knees, or, the reason you never wear shorts in the summer.

    7. Octophobia

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    This one is infinitely scary, since it is fear of the figure 8.

    8. Oneirogmophobia

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    All teen boys must suffer from this phobia since it is the fear of wet dreams.

    9. Scriptophobia

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    If you ask a celebrity for an autograph and they decline, they may not be jerks but suffer from this phobia, which is the fear of writing in public.

    10. Anuptaphobia

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    Does this hit on your 30th birthday, since it's the fear of being single?

    11. Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia

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    If you were traumatized by The Omen, then you may have this phobia and it's fear of the number 666.

    12. Dutchphobia

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    I guess that trip to Amsterdam will never happen, at least not with a fear of Dutch people and culture.

    13. Francophobia

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    Same goes for Paris if you're afraid of French people and culture, as well.

    14. Sesquipedalophobia

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    Ironically, the fear of long words.

    15. Alliumphobia

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    Dracula must have had this, because it is the fear of garlic.

    16. Coulrophobia

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    Thanks to Stephen King's It, most of us have coulrophobia, which is the fear of clowns.

    17. Acerophobia

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    I guess lemons are out of the question when you have a fear of sourness.

    18. Venustraphobia

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    Fear of beautiful women? Good thing I don't have this or else I would have never married my wife.

    19. Sinistrophobia

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    This is when you are afraid of things to your left side or just left-handed things (and people) in general. Did Joseph McCarthy suffered from this?

    20. Dextrophobia

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    Conversely, this is when you fear things to your right.

    21. Aulophobia

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    It makes it really hard to enjoy Jethro Tull when you have a fear of flutes.

    22. Bibliophobia

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    A fear of books is a sad fear, indeed.

    23. Samhainophobia

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    No, this isn't a fear of Glenn Danzig's band, but a fear of Halloween, which just happens to be Danzig's favorite holiday.

    24. Porphyrophobia

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    McDonald's Grimace must be a nightmare when you fear the color purple.

    25. Omphalophobia

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    You will never be accused of being a navel gazer, not with a fear of belly buttons.

    26. Pogonophobia

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    Brian Wilson was right to market "Fear the beard" since some people actually do fear beards.

    27. Philophobia

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    This is the fear of being/falling in love, so stay away, Cupid!

    28. Chirophobia

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    The reason you will never get a massage might be because you have a fear of hands.

    29. Consecotaleophobia

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    This makes going out for sushi difficult since this is the fear of chopsticks.

    30. Euphobia

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    "The good news is we pinpointed your phobia. The bad news is your phobia is a fear of good news."

    31. Papaphobia

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    No matter how awesome the current one is, some people will always be frightened by the pope.

    32. Ithyphallophobia

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    This phobia must be hard to deal with, since it the fear of having/seeing/thinking about an erect penis.

    33. Paraskavedekatriaphobia

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    Yep, you can probably thank Michael Myers and his William Shatner mask for forever being scared of the date Friday the 13.

    34. Liticaphobia

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    Can you be sued for having a fear of lawsuits?

    35. Metrophobia

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    Yes, you fear and hate

    poetry, which is why I

    made this a haiku.

    36. Peladophobia

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    Mr. Clean is your enemy when you have a fear of bald people.

    37. Sciaphobia

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    I'm sure Peter Pan didn't have this phobia; it's fear of shadows.

    38. Nyctohylophobia

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    If fairy tales have taught us anything, it is that we should all have this phobia, which is the fear of the woods in the night.

    39. Panophobia

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    Everything. You are literally scared of everything.

    40. Phobophobia

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    The most ironic of them all: A fear of phobias.

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