Not a nasty, dirty, wet Denny's, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy Denny's with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a Denny's with a hobbit menu and that means comfort.
Bowman's Brew Pumpkin Coffee
Build Your Own Hobbit Slam
Sweet Potato Pecan Pancakes
Honey Cake French Toast
Hobbit Hole Breakfast
Smaug's Fire Burger
Bellies full, we went home defeated, only having eaten half the items from the menu. “Go back?" we thought. "No good at all! Go sideways? Impossible! Go forward? Only thing to do! On we go!"
Regaining stamina, we returned, ready to tackle the second half, much in the same way Bilbo was prepared to enter Smaug's lair.
Bard's Pumpkin Pie Milk Shake
Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies
Bilbo's Breakfast Feast
Dwarves' Turkey & Dressing Dinner
“Farewell! O Denny's! May you ever appear where you are most needed and least expected!”