20 Signs You Were Raised By A Hairstylist
While some kids played with Transformers, others played with empty Redken hairspray cans.
You were a model for a hair salon book.
Your eyes are immune to hairspray.
Your first word was something like "diffuser."
You had dyed hair that actually lasted.
You are constantly fixing your hair.
You know what all this stuff is for.
You're always relieved when you get a good haircut from someone new.
You laugh when people buy expensive shampoos.
You were tempted to taste the Barbicide on more than one occasion.
You tried cutting your own hair, since you'd seen it done a zillion times.
You have tiny scars on your ears from "not sitting still!"
You know that this guy's name is John Paul Dejoria, not Paul Mitchell.
You still don't how to correctly ask for what style you want.
You miss Shear Genius.
You still think this a rocket ship.
This is what your shampoo bottles looked like.
You can spot layers from a mile away.
When people find out that you were raised by a hairstylist, they immediately ask you for hair advice.
Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!