27 Men Who Were Defeated By Shopping

Miserable Men is an Instagram account that compiles just that: men being miserable while shopping. And it is glorious.

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1. The guy who knows that the best way to hide is out in the open.

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2. The guy who isn't actually asleep, but staring at the ceiling and saying, "Why me?"

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3. These guys who barely escaped an end-of-the-year sale at Macy's.

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4. This dude who is like, "Hello? I'm still here, in case you were wondering."

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5. The guy who passed out mid-sit, because he was so shopped out.

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6. This man who just now realized he is in the same store he was two hours ago.

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7. The kid who's being groomed for a life of this.

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8. The man who is probably listening to Carole King's "It's Too Late."

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9. These guys who were like, "Screw it. Nap time it is!"

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10. This little dude who would rather pretend to be Harry Potter in the cupboard than shop.

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11. The man who can't even handle bikini shopping.

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12. These guys who promised each other to never speak of this moment again.

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13. The guy who was later discovered under a pile of clothes.

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14. This man who was plotting his escape, but then this comfy chair opened up.

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15. The dude who almost made it through Ikea. Almost.

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16. This old soul wondering what he did to deserve this.

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17. The man who decided that enough was enough and just sat down.

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18. The guy who just plain gave up.

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19. These men brought together by a common goal: bra shopping with their daughters.

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21. The guy who said yes to holding one purse and inadvertently let open the flood gates.

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22. The man who was literally shoe shopped into a coma.

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23. This trooper who thought they were just going to return a few things.

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24. The stoic gentleman who's trying his best not to be defeated.

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25. The dude who looks like he's been through some shit. Or through a Bed Bath and Beyond.

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26. This guy who is like, "OK, after this store we can go eat, right? Pleeeease?"

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27. The father and son who couldn't even keep each other from falling asleep.

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