2. Put the frickin’ toilet seat down.
And wipe it, please. This is aimed at the men, since they are the ones missing the mark while aiming in this scenario.
11. Give people the “thank you” wave while driving.
For instance, when someone lets you into their lane during traffic, give them the wave. To not do so means you are an entitled douche with bad hair and halitosis.
14. Turn off your phone when at the movies, you philistine.
Because there is nothing the rest of the audience loves more than being distracted by the evil glow of your screen as you check Facebook.
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