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19 Things You Can Do To Not Be A Douchebag

Would it kill you to put the toilet seat down?

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2. Put the frickin' toilet seat down.

And wipe it, please. This is aimed at the men, since they are the ones missing the mark while aiming in this scenario.

3. Hold your stanky fart until in a better place.


There are a multitude of better places to let 'em rip than next to me in an elevator, such as: outside, another room, into a pillow, etc.

5. Stand to the right on escalators so others can pass, for chrissake.

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This is one of society's unspoken rules, but one people choose to ignore, especially at airports.

10. Don't press an elevator button that you clearly just saw someone push, just because you think they didn't press it hard enough.

11. Give people the "thank you" wave while driving.

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For instance, when someone lets you into their lane during traffic, give them the wave. To not do so means you are an entitled douche with bad hair and halitosis.

14. Turn off your phone when at the movies, you philistine.

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Because there is nothing the rest of the audience loves more than being distracted by the evil glow of your screen as you check Facebook.

16. Drive fast in the fast lane because it is called that for a reason.


Unless of course you are a complete and utter asshole, which in that case keep doing what you're doing, you slow driving asshole.

17. Don't text someone you will be there soon when you totally know you won't be.


A few minutes away? More like a few minutes away from taking a shower, then getting ready, then actually leaving your house.

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