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19 Things You Can Do To Not Be A Douchebag

Would it kill you to put the toilet seat down?

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2. Put the frickin' toilet seat down.

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And wipe it, please. This is aimed at the men, since they are the ones missing the mark while aiming in this scenario.

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10. Don't press an elevator button that you clearly just saw someone push, just because you think they didn't press it hard enough.

11. Give people the "thank you" wave while driving.

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For instance, when someone lets you into their lane during traffic, give them the wave. To not do so means you are an entitled douche with bad hair and halitosis.

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14. Turn off your phone when at the movies, you philistine.

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Because there is nothing the rest of the audience loves more than being distracted by the evil glow of your screen as you check Facebook.

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17. Don't text someone you will be there soon when you totally know you won't be.

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A few minutes away? More like a few minutes away from taking a shower, then getting ready, then actually leaving your house.