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79 Free Fantasy Football Team Names

Ready... Set... PUN!

Take any name that speaks to you! The only rule is you must draft a player in order to use their name as part of your team's name. NO EXCEPTIONS!

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Drew Brees:

1. Young Breezy

2. Get On Your Hands and Brees

3. 98 DeBrees

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Jamaal Charles:

4. Jamaal of America

5. Jamaal Along The Watch Tower

6. Jamaal About Eve

7. I'm Jamaal In

8. Jamaalong Came Polly

LeSean McCoy:

9. Don't Act So McCoy

10. To The Break of LeSean

11. LeSean the Waterfront

Adrian Peterson:

12. AP Style Guide

13. There's an AP for that

Eddy Lacy:

14. Lacy Chabert

15. From Sea to Shining Lacy

Calvin Johnson:

16. Calvin and Cobbs (If you draft Randall Cobb as well)

17. Calvin Them Softly

18. I'll Have What She's Calvin

Jimmy Graham:

19. Half a Graham

20. Grahamama's House

21. Hot Graham!

22. Green Eggs and Graham (if you draft A.J. Green as well)

Demaryius Thomas:

23. Jesus and Demaryius Chain

24. Demaryius Christmas

Marshawn Lynch:

25. The Lynchpin

26. What's for Lynch?

27. Hedwig and the Angry Lynch

Peyton Manning:

28. The Manning of Life

29. Peytoncè

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Arian Foster:

30. Foster Children

31. Foster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

32. The Foster The Furious

Aaron Rodgers:

33. Rodgers and Fumblestein (if you draft Toby Gerhart as well)

34. Running some Aarons

Wes Welker:

35. The White Welkers (if you draft Roddy White as well)

36. Welker? Barely knew her!

37. Wes Coast Hip Hop

38. Wes Side Story

39. Once Upon a Time in the Wes

Matt Forte:

40. Not My Forte

41. Forte Oz. to Freedom

42. Forte Winks

43. This is Forte

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Toby Gerhart:

44. Toby or not Toby

45. Gerhart Attack

46. You Have No Gerhart

47. Gerhart of Darkness

DeMarco Murray:

48. DeMarco Polo

49. X DeMarco the Spot

Cam Newton:

50. Wham Bam Thank You Cam

51. Cam Newtons are Fruit and Cake

52. Newton's Apple

Dez Bryant:

53. I'm Going to Deznyland!

54. I Make Dez Look Easy

Johnny Manziel:

55. Don't Be So Manzielous

56. Buy Low, Manziel High

57. Peanut Butter and Manzielly

58. SpiderManziel, or really any superhero who ends in "man"

Tony Romo:

59. Hopeless Romontic

60. RomoCop

61. Romo and Michelle's High School Reunion

62. Tony Romo's, A Place for Broken Ribs

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Jason Witten:

63. Witten Without You

64. A Basket of Wittens

65. The Enemy Witten

Lamar Miller:

66. Lamar the Merrier

67. It's Miller Time!

Bishop Sankey:

68. Do the Sankey Leg

69. You Sankey My Battleship

70. Songs in the Sankey of Life

Nick Foles:

71. Foles Gold

72. Only Foles Rush In

Tyler Eifert:

73. Sorry Eiferted

74. A for Eifert

Nick Folk:

75. Go Folk Yourself

Montee Ball:

76. Canadian Montees

77. Hey, Hey! We're the Montees!

78. MonT-Rex

79. I Came In Like A Montee Ball

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Now get to drafting!

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