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23 Things Husbands Say Vs. What They Really Mean

Sorry, wives of the world.

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1. "Of course I was listening."

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I was not listening and you totally caught me.

2. "That wasn't me."

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I totally just farted. Sorry.

3. "What do you want to do now?"


Please say sex, please say sex, please say sex...

4. "Yes, I'm fine."

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I'm not in a bad mood, but if you keep asking if I am I will be soon.

5. "Sure, I'd love to join you on a diet."

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I will be secretly eating junk food on my way home from work.

6. "I'd love to have (random cousin I've never met) stay with us for a weekend."

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You owe me one.

7. "Are you tired?"

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I want to have sex.

8. "Can you believe what that woman is wearing?"

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Please forgive me for totally checking out that woman right now.

9. "Don't worry, I'll deal with the spider."

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Spiders terrify me, but it is my husbandly duty to take care of things like this so here goes nothing.

10. "Yes, that looks great on you."

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You looked great a half an hour ago. Can we please go to dinner now?

11. "Do I find her attractive? Eh, not really my type."

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I'm not stupid enough to fall for this trick.

12. "I actually don't like strip clubs."

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Really, I don't. But you know… boobs.

13. "Here, let me Google that for you."

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I forgot to clear my browser history.

14. "Those towels will look perfect in the bathroom."

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I couldn't care less what the bathroom towels look like.

15. "If that's what you wanna do."

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You're going to get your way anyway so why bother?

16. "What do you want to do for our anniversary?"

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Please answer by saying the date because I can't remember it right now.

17. "Do we have to go to that wedding?"

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I would rather cut off my right pinky than go to another wedding this summer.

18. Real Housewives again?


I love this show.

19. "I don't care where we eat."

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I do care but want you to decide because I am an indecisive man-child.

20. "I'll take out the trash in a minute."

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That will be more like an hour, TBH. And only because you will remind me again.

21. "Am I getting fat?"

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I am being vulnerable right now and can use some honest criticism.

22. "Wow, you look really stunning right now."

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So... sex?

23. "I love you."

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You are my everything, and bring me more joy than I ever thought I could experience.

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