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    The 20 Biggest Dick Moves You Can Make When You're Drunk

    Not so drunk in love.

    1. Get too close when talking.

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    Colombia Pictures

    "Blah blah blah politics blah blah blah organic cashews blah blah blah..." –That dick turd who is one inch from your face at a party.

    2. Start crying over something dumb.

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    Fox Searchlight

    Jenna is with Tommy now? I'm sorr – Wait, you're talking about a TV show?! What a dick.

    3. Become unnecessarily loud.

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    What's that? I can't hear you since you just blew out my eardrum, dick cheese.

    4. Pick fights for no apparent reason.

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    I get it. You need attention and weren't hugged enough as a child. Moving on, dickhole.

    5. Attempt to drunkenly kiss someone.

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    They weren't giving you the eyes, they were just concerned about how much you drank, you dickasaurus rex.

    6. Start spilling all over the place (and yourself).

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    Oh, and now you're wiping it up with my good towels? Thanks, dick!

    7. Drunk dial your ex.

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    Because that is exactly what will win them back: a drunk, dickish you.

    8. Drunk text your ex.

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    "WAT U UP2? ME? jusT W8n 4 u" –A text from a dick that basically reeks of Fireball shots.

    9. Start telling secrets.

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    Just because you're drunk doesn't mean you have license to start spreading all that gossip that you swore you would never tell, you dickwad.

    10. Be mean just because.

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    My shirt looks stupid to you? Thanks for telling the entire room your opinion, dicknose.

    11. Stumble all over the place.

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    From Johnny Walker to Johnny Not Walking in 3... 2... 1... Dick move!

    12. Start to undress in public.

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    No, it's not hot in here, it's just you, you dick wipe.

    13. Say you're not hungry then eat someone else's food.

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    Anyone see my burger – DAMNIT, DICK SLACKS!

    14. Pass out at inopportune times.

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    The game hasn't even started and you're already passed out? What a drunk, sleepy dick.

    15. Throw up anywhere besides the toilet/middle of a forest.

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    Y'know, I've always hated this rug. Thanks for puking on it so I can buy a new one, you dick rag.

    16. Pee anywhere other than a toilet/middle of the forest.

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    When you gotta go, please don't go in my flowerbed, OK, Dick Trashy?

    17. Make out like no one is watching.

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    Trust me, everyone is watching and we're all grossed out, you pervy dick.

    18. Act like you're hot shit.

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    Alcohol may give you confidence, but it can't give you a personality, you egotesticle dick.

    19. Forget what you were just saying.

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    "And then the nun says... Wait, I forgot the punchline. What where we ::burp:: talking about?" –A dick among dicks.

    20. Drive.

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    Do I really have to explain this one, dick?

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