The 20 Biggest Dick Moves You Can Make When You're Drunk
Not so drunk in love.
Get too close when talking.
"Blah blah blah politics blah blah blah organic cashews blah blah blah..." –That dick turd who is one inch from your face at a party.
Start crying over something dumb.
Jenna is with Tommy now? I'm sorr – Wait, you're talking about a TV show?! What a dick.
Become unnecessarily loud.
Pick fights for no apparent reason.
Attempt to drunkenly kiss someone.
Start spilling all over the place (and yourself).
Drunk text your ex.
Start telling secrets.
Be mean just because.
Stumble all over the place.
Start to undress in public.
Say you're not hungry then eat someone else's food.
Pass out at inopportune times.
Throw up anywhere besides the toilet/middle of a forest.
Pee anywhere other than a toilet/middle of the forest.
Make out like no one is watching.
Act like you're hot shit.
Forget what you were just saying.
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