1.
Wearing white socks for all occasions.
2.
Confusing the difference between sneakers and exercise shoes.
3.
Untucking dress shirts that need to be tucked.
4.
Not matching shoes to his belt.
5.
Ill-fitting suits, in general.
6.
Affliction/Tapout/MMA T-shirts when he in fact does not do MMA.
7.
Sagging his pants like it is still 1996.
8.
Wearing nut-tight jeans like it is still 2006.
9.
Buying sunglasses that aren't right for his face shape.
10.
Insisting that cargo shorts are OK.
11.
Refusing to wear shorts in the correct length/fit.
12.
Overly matching because your man heard matching is what you're supposed to do.
13.
Still rocking flip-flops with jeans.
14.
Wearing shirts like this to events because he considers them formal wear.
15.
Thinking that if Tom Brady can wear Uggs then he can too.
