Rockwell Retro Encabulator

New from Rockwell Automation. I can finally reduce the god-awful sinusoidal depleneration caused by barescent skor motion thanks to the encabulator’s ability to be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm!

But seriously, 10 bucks to whoever can make any sense of this.

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